Posted on 03/17/2009 1:26:51 PM PDT by PilotDave
A Myrtle Beach man was arrested Saturday morning after police said he tried to steal an 18-pack of beer, according to a report.
Kevin J. Jackson, 31, is charged with shoplifting and was taken to the Myrtle Beach Jail.
An employee of the Scotchman on Third Avenue South said he confronted Jackson, who placed an 18-pack of Budweiser in the front of his pants and fled the scene.
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B-double E double R U-N beer run
B-double E double R U-N beer run
all we need is a ten and five-er,
a car and key and a sober driver.
B-double E double R U-N beer run
A couple of frat guys from Abilene
drove out all night to see Robert Earl Keen
at the KPIG Swine and Sworea Dance.
They wore baseball caps and khaki pants.
They wanted cigarettes, so to save a little money they bought one off this hippie that smelled kinda funny.
And next thing they knew they were both pretty hungry and pretty thirsty too
B-double E double R U-N beer run
B-double E double R U-N beer ru-unn
All we need is a ten and five-er,
car and key and an able driver.
B-double E double R U-N beer run
They found a store with a sign that said
their beer was coldest.
So they sent in Brad ‘cause he looked the oldest.
He got a case of beer and a candy bar, walked over to where all the registers are
laid his fake I.D. on the counter top.
The clerk looked, and turned to look back up and stopped.
He said “Son, I ain’t gonna call the cops, but I’m gonna have to keep this card”
the guys both took it pretty hard.
B-double E double R U-N beer run
B-double E double R U-N beer ru-un
oh how happy we would be-
had we only brought a better fake I.D.
B-double E double R U-N-beer run
They met another old hippie named
Sleepy John, claimed to be the one from the Robert Earl song.
So they gave him all their cash-he bought em some brews.
Was a beautiful day out in Santa Cruz
They were feelin’ so good it shoulda been a crime.
The crowd was cool, and the band was prime.
They made it back up front to their seats just in time to they could sing with all their friends “the road goes on forever
and the party never ends”.
B-double E double R U-N beer run
all we need is a ten and a five-er
car and key and a sober driver.
B-double E double R U-N beer run
B-double E double R U-N beer run
I’ll bet there was a “end of shift” party in the evidence room. New recruits bring the beer nuts....
With 18 cans of beer, they were glad to see him.
Sometimes the jokes just write themselves.
My guess is it’s the first time this guy hasn’t CHOSEN to wear his pants half way down to the ground.
What do you bet he had to ask somebody if 18 was more than 12!
An 18-pack of beer for his 6-pack abs.
NICE!!!!
Is that an 18-pack of beer in your pants, or are you just glad to see me?
Darn it, you beat me!
Not a self-portrait, I hope you understand.
LOL!
I want that tat, and i don’t like tats!
Man nabbed with frozen shrimp bags down his pants (AP via SFGate 10/20/8 )
Is That A Lobster In Your Pants? (Man Stuffs 6 Crustaceans Down Trousers) (NBC11 October 12, 2008)
There’s a party in my pants...
Who needs a six-pack when you’ve got a keg?
Flying’s more comfortable with a six-pack . . .
And he has a Coors Light in his hand. Plus his T-shirt is the old number
That’s okay. Soemone else beat me.. by about a second.
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