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Myrtle Beach man arrested with 18-pack of beer in pants
Myrtle Beach Sun News ^
| Monday, Mar. 16, 2009
| Staff
Posted on 03/17/2009 1:26:51 PM PDT by PilotDave
A Myrtle Beach man was arrested Saturday morning after police said he tried to steal an 18-pack of beer, according to a report.
Kevin J. Jackson, 31, is charged with shoplifting and was taken to the Myrtle Beach Jail.
An employee of the Scotchman on Third Avenue South said he confronted Jackson, who placed an 18-pack of Budweiser in the front of his pants and fled the scene.
(Excerpt) Read more at thesunnews.com ...
TOPICS: Local News
KEYWORDS: beerinpants; beerobamaguns; pants; stuffinpants
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I don't normally post non serious news, but who can resist that headline?? Are you happy to see me or is that a 18 pack of beer in your pants? Amazingly, there is another story in todays paper about another beer in pants theft arrest, he must have been inpired! My home town....
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posted on
03/17/2009 1:26:51 PM PDT
by
PilotDave
To: PilotDave
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posted on
03/17/2009 1:28:11 PM PDT
by
dblshot
To: PilotDave
18-pack of Budweiser You know, if you're gonna risk it, why not go for the gold? I mean, Budweiser, come on.
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posted on
03/17/2009 1:28:19 PM PDT
by
Izzy Dunne
(Hello, I'm a TAGLINE virus. Please help me spread by copying me into YOUR tag line.)
To: PilotDave
who placed an 18-pack of Budweiser in the front of his pants and fled the scene. He had an 18-pack in his pants and was still able to flee?
Hats off to him.
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posted on
03/17/2009 1:28:43 PM PDT
by
SIDENET
(President Obama's teleprompter has issued a stern warning to corporate executives)
To: PilotDave
“An employee of the Scotchman on Third Avenue South said he confronted Jackson, who placed an 18-pack of Budweiser in the front of his pants and fled the scene.”
Beer run?
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posted on
03/17/2009 1:29:10 PM PDT
by
Augustinian monk
(Only the Holy Spirit can fix stupid.)
To: PilotDave
Is that an 18 pack of beer in your pants or are you just REALLY REALLY glad to see me?
A potential "hold muh beer and watch this" player.
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posted on
03/17/2009 1:29:41 PM PDT
by
Just another Joe
(Warning: FReeping can be addictive and helpful to your mental health)
To: PilotDave
Is that 18 cans of beer in your trousers or are you just glad to see me?
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posted on
03/17/2009 1:29:46 PM PDT
by
WayneS
(Respect the 2nd Amendment; Repeal the 16th)
To: PilotDave
Are you happy to see me or is that an 18 pack of beer?
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posted on
03/17/2009 1:29:47 PM PDT
by
bgill
To: PilotDave
I am not a beer drinker but would that be 18 cans or bottles?
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posted on
03/17/2009 1:29:52 PM PDT
by
Ditter
To: PilotDave
Is that an 18-pack of beer in your pants, or are you .... awwww let’s face it: that’s an 18-pack of beer in your pants.
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posted on
03/17/2009 1:30:20 PM PDT
by
ClearCase_guy
(American Revolution II -- overdue)
To: bgill
6 seconds covers them all!
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posted on
03/17/2009 1:30:43 PM PDT
by
WayneS
(Respect the 2nd Amendment; Repeal the 16th)
To: PilotDave
This is Obama’s fault. The economic status of this country is forcing hard working...I mean out of work folks to steal consumables for their families.
They should pass a law against stealing beer by stuffing it in the front of your pants. This would surely end this behavior.
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posted on
03/17/2009 1:31:12 PM PDT
by
Tenacious 1
(Democrats are for Change - Let's run through a mine field at night wearing clown shoes!)
To: PilotDave
Why slam the beer in your pants?
Grab the beer walk calmly to the front door and run like hell.
What kind L.S.A. did ya build there?
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posted on
03/17/2009 1:31:31 PM PDT
by
Joe Boucher
(An enemy of Islam)
To: PilotDave
Hmmm... now who would be wearing pants big enough to hide an 18 pk of beer in...
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posted on
03/17/2009 1:32:01 PM PDT
by
MrB
(The 0bamanation: Marxism, Infanticide, Appeasement, Depression, Thuggery, and Censorship)
To: PilotDave
This is not fair.
If a man can get 18 beers in his pans, leave him the heck alone.
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posted on
03/17/2009 1:33:22 PM PDT
by
Gator113
(For America to Survive, Obama Must Fail..... Obama=Failure in Chief with the Audacity of Dope.....)
To: Slings and Arrows; upchuck
Do these jeans make my butt look big?
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posted on
03/17/2009 1:33:28 PM PDT
by
Jet Jaguar
(Atlas Shrugged Mode: ON)
To: PilotDave
Jackson, who placed an 18-pack of Budweiser in the front of his pants and fled the scene
Article doesn't reveal if Jackson was wearing clown pants. Even with the urban baggy pants trend, how do you fit an 18-pack down there? And how did he avoid freezing his junk off?
To: PilotDave
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posted on
03/17/2009 1:33:39 PM PDT
by
iowamark
(certified by Michael Steele as "ugly and incendiary")
To: PilotDave
Kevin J. Jackson, 31, is charged with shoplifting and was taken to the Myrtle Beach Jail.Why?
Just because his congress representative convinced him that everything is free?
He shouldn't be blamed. /s
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posted on
03/17/2009 1:33:42 PM PDT
by
EGPWS
(Trust in God, Question everyone else)
To: dblshot
I don’t know if anyone here has ever seen a “Scotchman” convenience store, but the old signs they had used to creep me out.
The “Scotchman’s” face looked as if someone on LSD tried to draw a picture of a face made out of Play-Doh.
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posted on
03/17/2009 1:34:52 PM PDT
by
Constitution Day
('Cause this is nothing like we'd ever dreamt / Tell Sir Thomas More we've got another failed attempt)
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