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I don't normally post non serious news, but who can resist that headline?? Are you happy to see me or is that a 18 pack of beer in your pants? Amazingly, there is another story in todays paper about another beer in pants theft arrest, he must have been inpired! My home town....
1 posted on 03/17/2009 1:26:51 PM PDT by PilotDave
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To: PilotDave

Hey he was a “Scotchman”


2 posted on 03/17/2009 1:28:11 PM PDT by dblshot
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To: PilotDave
18-pack of Budweiser

You know, if you're gonna risk it, why not go for the gold? I mean, Budweiser, come on.

3 posted on 03/17/2009 1:28:19 PM PDT by Izzy Dunne (Hello, I'm a TAGLINE virus. Please help me spread by copying me into YOUR tag line.)
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who placed an 18-pack of Budweiser in the front of his pants and fled the scene.

He had an 18-pack in his pants and was still able to flee?

Hats off to him.

4 posted on 03/17/2009 1:28:43 PM PDT by SIDENET (President Obama's teleprompter has issued a stern warning to corporate executives)
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“An employee of the Scotchman on Third Avenue South said he confronted Jackson, who placed an 18-pack of Budweiser in the front of his pants and fled the scene.”

Beer run?


5 posted on 03/17/2009 1:29:10 PM PDT by Augustinian monk (Only the Holy Spirit can fix stupid.)
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Is that an 18 pack of beer in your pants or are you just REALLY REALLY glad to see me?

A potential "hold muh beer and watch this" player.

6 posted on 03/17/2009 1:29:41 PM PDT by Just another Joe (Warning: FReeping can be addictive and helpful to your mental health)
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To: PilotDave

Is that 18 cans of beer in your trousers or are you just glad to see me?


7 posted on 03/17/2009 1:29:46 PM PDT by WayneS (Respect the 2nd Amendment; Repeal the 16th)
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To: PilotDave

Are you happy to see me or is that an 18 pack of beer?


8 posted on 03/17/2009 1:29:47 PM PDT by bgill
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To: PilotDave

I am not a beer drinker but would that be 18 cans or bottles?


9 posted on 03/17/2009 1:29:52 PM PDT by Ditter
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To: PilotDave

Is that an 18-pack of beer in your pants, or are you .... awwww let’s face it: that’s an 18-pack of beer in your pants.


10 posted on 03/17/2009 1:30:20 PM PDT by ClearCase_guy (American Revolution II -- overdue)
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This is Obama’s fault. The economic status of this country is forcing hard working...I mean out of work folks to steal consumables for their families.

They should pass a law against stealing beer by stuffing it in the front of your pants. This would surely end this behavior.


12 posted on 03/17/2009 1:31:12 PM PDT by Tenacious 1 (Democrats are for Change - Let's run through a mine field at night wearing clown shoes!)
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Why slam the beer in your pants?
Grab the beer walk calmly to the front door and run like hell.

What kind L.S.A. did ya build there?


13 posted on 03/17/2009 1:31:31 PM PDT by Joe Boucher (An enemy of Islam)
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Hmmm... now who would be wearing pants big enough to hide an 18 pk of beer in...


14 posted on 03/17/2009 1:32:01 PM PDT by MrB (The 0bamanation: Marxism, Infanticide, Appeasement, Depression, Thuggery, and Censorship)
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To: PilotDave

This is not fair.

If a man can get 18 beers in his pans, leave him the heck alone.


15 posted on 03/17/2009 1:33:22 PM PDT by Gator113 (For America to Survive, Obama Must Fail..... Obama=Failure in Chief with the Audacity of Dope.....)
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To: Slings and Arrows; upchuck

Do these jeans make my butt look big?


16 posted on 03/17/2009 1:33:28 PM PDT by Jet Jaguar (Atlas Shrugged Mode: ON)
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Jackson, who placed an 18-pack of Budweiser in the front of his pants and fled the scene

Article doesn't reveal if Jackson was wearing clown pants. Even with the urban baggy pants trend, how do you fit an 18-pack down there? And how did he avoid freezing his junk off?
17 posted on 03/17/2009 1:33:31 PM PDT by AnotherUnixGeek
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18 posted on 03/17/2009 1:33:39 PM PDT by iowamark (certified by Michael Steele as "ugly and incendiary")
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Kevin J. Jackson, 31, is charged with shoplifting and was taken to the Myrtle Beach Jail.

Why?

Just because his congress representative convinced him that everything is free?

He shouldn't be blamed. /s

19 posted on 03/17/2009 1:33:42 PM PDT by EGPWS (Trust in God, Question everyone else)
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To: PilotDave

B-double E double R U-N beer run
B-double E double R U-N beer run

all we need is a ten and five-er,
a car and key and a sober driver.

B-double E double R U-N beer run

A couple of frat guys from Abilene
drove out all night to see Robert Earl Keen
at the KPIG Swine and Sworea Dance.
They wore baseball caps and khaki pants.
They wanted cigarettes, so to save a little money they bought one off this hippie that smelled kinda funny.
And next thing they knew they were both pretty hungry and pretty thirsty too

B-double E double R U-N beer run
B-double E double R U-N beer ru-unn

All we need is a ten and five-er,
car and key and an able driver.

B-double E double R U-N beer run

They found a store with a sign that said
their beer was coldest.
So they sent in Brad ‘cause he looked the oldest.
He got a case of beer and a candy bar, walked over to where all the registers are
laid his fake I.D. on the counter top.
The clerk looked, and turned to look back up and stopped.
He said “Son, I ain’t gonna call the cops, but I’m gonna have to keep this card”
the guys both took it pretty hard.

B-double E double R U-N beer run
B-double E double R U-N beer ru-un

oh how happy we would be-
had we only brought a better fake I.D.

B-double E double R U-N-beer run

They met another old hippie named
Sleepy John, claimed to be the one from the Robert Earl song.
So they gave him all their cash-he bought em some brews.
Was a beautiful day out in Santa Cruz
They were feelin’ so good it shoulda been a crime.
The crowd was cool, and the band was prime.
They made it back up front to their seats just in time to they could sing with all their friends “the road goes on forever
and the party never ends”.

B-double E double R U-N beer run

all we need is a ten and a five-er
car and key and a sober driver.

B-double E double R U-N beer run
B-double E double R U-N beer run


21 posted on 03/17/2009 1:35:14 PM PDT by reagan_fanatic (FOBO)
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To: PilotDave

Sometimes the jokes just write themselves.


24 posted on 03/17/2009 1:38:09 PM PDT by EggsAckley ("There's an Ethiopian in the fuel supply." W.C Fields)
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To: PilotDave

My guess is it’s the first time this guy hasn’t CHOSEN to wear his pants half way down to the ground.


25 posted on 03/17/2009 1:38:11 PM PDT by Oldpuppymax (AGENDA OF THE LEFT EXPOSED)
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