Hey he was a “Scotchman”
You know, if you're gonna risk it, why not go for the gold? I mean, Budweiser, come on.
He had an 18-pack in his pants and was still able to flee?
Hats off to him.
“An employee of the Scotchman on Third Avenue South said he confronted Jackson, who placed an 18-pack of Budweiser in the front of his pants and fled the scene.”
Beer run?
A potential "hold muh beer and watch this" player.
Is that 18 cans of beer in your trousers or are you just glad to see me?
Are you happy to see me or is that an 18 pack of beer?
I am not a beer drinker but would that be 18 cans or bottles?
Is that an 18-pack of beer in your pants, or are you .... awwww let’s face it: that’s an 18-pack of beer in your pants.
This is Obama’s fault. The economic status of this country is forcing hard working...I mean out of work folks to steal consumables for their families.
They should pass a law against stealing beer by stuffing it in the front of your pants. This would surely end this behavior.
Why slam the beer in your pants?
Grab the beer walk calmly to the front door and run like hell.
What kind L.S.A. did ya build there?
Hmmm... now who would be wearing pants big enough to hide an 18 pk of beer in...
This is not fair.
If a man can get 18 beers in his pans, leave him the heck alone.
Do these jeans make my butt look big?
Why?
Just because his congress representative convinced him that everything is free?
He shouldn't be blamed. /s
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all we need is a ten and five-er,
a car and key and a sober driver.
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A couple of frat guys from Abilene
drove out all night to see Robert Earl Keen
at the KPIG Swine and Sworea Dance.
They wore baseball caps and khaki pants.
They wanted cigarettes, so to save a little money they bought one off this hippie that smelled kinda funny.
And next thing they knew they were both pretty hungry and pretty thirsty too
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All we need is a ten and five-er,
car and key and an able driver.
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They found a store with a sign that said
their beer was coldest.
So they sent in Brad ‘cause he looked the oldest.
He got a case of beer and a candy bar, walked over to where all the registers are
laid his fake I.D. on the counter top.
The clerk looked, and turned to look back up and stopped.
He said “Son, I ain’t gonna call the cops, but I’m gonna have to keep this card”
the guys both took it pretty hard.
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oh how happy we would be-
had we only brought a better fake I.D.
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They met another old hippie named
Sleepy John, claimed to be the one from the Robert Earl song.
So they gave him all their cash-he bought em some brews.
Was a beautiful day out in Santa Cruz
They were feelin’ so good it shoulda been a crime.
The crowd was cool, and the band was prime.
They made it back up front to their seats just in time to they could sing with all their friends “the road goes on forever
and the party never ends”.
B-double E double R U-N beer run
all we need is a ten and a five-er
car and key and a sober driver.
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Sometimes the jokes just write themselves.
My guess is it’s the first time this guy hasn’t CHOSEN to wear his pants half way down to the ground.