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[Lucky9teen]

Today is "No Brainer Day" - now this day is for me!

By definition, a "No brainer" is doing something that is simple, easy, obvious, and/or totally logical, ya know, the TOTAL OPPOSITE of what our government is doing?



Therefore, today is the day for you to do all those "no brainer" tasks and activities. If a project requires thinking, study, or analysis of any kind, then its not the chore to do today.



Some people think that Christmas should be every day of the year. They even sing that theme in popular holiday songs. But, I think that No Brainer Day should be every day of the year.



I think you'll quickly get the hang of the concept of the day. And, I'm certain you will excel at No Brainer Day!

[Zeppelin]

actually, it’s more than that...seeing as it lasts 5 days or so, i’d say it’s closer to 180 wives are on at any given time.

Yowza!

[fredhead]

And another example of the lack of Solomon's wisdom, he allowed one of his wives to set up the worship of idols in Israel. This developed a following that had catastrophic repercussions.

The worship of idols kind of got God angry (that's an understatement) and got the Hebrews carried off into captivity.

[Lucky9teen]

[fredhead]

This is a real life example of a no-brainer.

Reenlisting in the Navy at the 16 year point. Four more years and you have a pension. Get out and.....

http://piv.pivpiv.dk/

[backspace]

http://www.whatobamameanstome.com/

[Cyber Ninja]

[Lucky9teen]

[Squidpup]

[SC DOC]

Greatest Headline in Sports History

[Dead Corpse]

You Are 65% Left Brained, 35% Right Brained

The left side of your brain controls verbal ability, attention to detail, and reasoning.
Left brained people are good at communication and persuading others.
If you're left brained, you are likely good at math and logic.
Your left brain prefers dogs, reading, and quiet.

The right side of your brain is all about creativity and flexibility.
Daring and intuitive, right brained people see the world in their unique way.
If you're right brained, you likely have a talent for creative writing and art.
Your right brain prefers day dreaming, philosophy, and sports.

Are You Right or Left Brained?

Again... this is less than shocking to me.

[Monkey Face]

LOL!
Again, my legs salute you.

[GSWarrior]

Q: What is the capital of Iceland?

A: $20.00

[sunny48]

TGIF

SUV Black Box Recorder:

The National Transportation Safety Board recently divulged they had “covertly” funded a project with the U.S. automakers for the past 5 years, whereby the automakers were installing black-box voice recorders in 4-wheel drive pickup trucks and SUV’s in an effort to determine in fatal accidents, the circumstances in the last 15 seconds before the crash.

They were surprised to find in 38 of the 50 states the recorded last words of drivers in 61.2 percent of fatal crashes were, “Oh, shit!”

Only the states of North Carolina, South Carolina, WestVirginia, Oklahoma, Tennessee, Kentucky, Arkansas, Alabama, Georgia, Mississippi, Louisiana, and Texas were different’ where 89.3 percent of the final words were:

“Hold my beer, I’m gonna try somethin’.”

[MountainFlower]

He was trying to inconspicuously remove a WEDGEY! Wrong size thong. DRAT!

Dang, cameras catch everything! LOL

[sunny48]

An attractive blonde from Cork, Ireland arrived at the

casino. She seemed a little intoxicated and bet twenty-thousand Euros on a single roll of the dice.

She said, ‘I hope you don’t mind, but I feel much luckier when I’m completely nude’.

With that, she stripped from the neck down, rolled the dice and with an Irish brogue yelled, ‘Come on, baby, Mama needs new clothes!’

As the dice came to a stop, she jumped up and down and squealed...’YES! YES! I WON, I WON!’

She hugged each of the dealers and then picked up her winnings and her clothes and quickly departed.

The dealers stared at each other dumbfounded.

Finally, one of them asked, ‘What did she roll?’

The other answered,

‘I don’t know - I thought you were watching.’

MORAL OF THE STORY -

Not all Irish are drunks,

not all blondes are dumb,

but all men...are men

[MountainFlower]

ROFLMAO! How to get EJECTED from an airplane!

[Liberty Valance]

Strange moments in history ...



Pres. Dwight D. Eisenhower was lassoed at his Inauguration.
I wonder how that would have worked out for the latest inauguration? ;o)

[MountainFlower]

#44. This blonde is laughing!

[fredhead]

Bill Cosby told about how your mother was more concerned about the cleanliness of your underwear than the state of your health. She always said, “If you’re ever in an accident make sure you have on CLEAN UNDERWEAR!” Bill said he thought that’s what an accident was. His example:

You’re driving down the road and a truck comes at you. Now whether you hit the truck or not you’re going to have SOILED UNDERWEAR!!! Because first you say it and then you do it.

Now your mother comes to see you in the emergency room. The first thing she asks is, “Did he have clean underwear?”

“Yes, Mrs. Cosby, we found it in the glove compartment.”

[Pan_Yan]

I got out after nine years. People keep asking me why. First I tell them that the retirement got slashed from 50% to 35% of base pay, meaning it would be just enough to make a mortgage payment on a house - a modest house.

Then I tell them that going home every night to my wonderful family seemed a much better option than being a divorced alcoholic.