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SUV Black Box Recorder:
The National Transportation Safety Board recently divulged they had “covertly” funded a project with the U.S. automakers for the past 5 years, whereby the automakers were installing black-box voice recorders in 4-wheel drive pickup trucks and SUV’s in an effort to determine in fatal accidents, the circumstances in the last 15 seconds before the crash.
They were surprised to find in 38 of the 50 states the recorded last words of drivers in 61.2 percent of fatal crashes were, “Oh, shit!”
Only the states of North Carolina, South Carolina, WestVirginia, Oklahoma, Tennessee, Kentucky, Arkansas, Alabama, Georgia, Mississippi, Louisiana, and Texas were different’ where 89.3 percent of the final words were:
“Hold my beer, I’m gonna try somethin’.”
Bill Cosby told about how your mother was more concerned about the cleanliness of your underwear than the state of your health. She always said, “If you’re ever in an accident make sure you have on CLEAN UNDERWEAR!” Bill said he thought that’s what an accident was. His example:
You’re driving down the road and a truck comes at you. Now whether you hit the truck or not you’re going to have SOILED UNDERWEAR!!! Because first you say it and then you do it.
Now your mother comes to see you in the emergency room. The first thing she asks is, “Did he have clean underwear?”
“Yes, Mrs. Cosby, we found it in the glove compartment.”