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[Lucky9teen]

Today is "No Brainer Day" - now this day is for me!

By definition, a "No brainer" is doing something that is simple, easy, obvious, and/or totally logical, ya know, the TOTAL OPPOSITE of what our government is doing?



Therefore, today is the day for you to do all those "no brainer" tasks and activities. If a project requires thinking, study, or analysis of any kind, then its not the chore to do today.



Some people think that Christmas should be every day of the year. They even sing that theme in popular holiday songs. But, I think that No Brainer Day should be every day of the year.



I think you'll quickly get the hang of the concept of the day. And, I'm certain you will excel at No Brainer Day!

[Lucky9teen]

You Are 45% Left Brained, 55% Right Brained

The left side of your brain controls verbal ability, attention to detail, and reasoning.
Left brained people are good at communication and persuading others.
If you're left brained, you are likely good at math and logic.
Your left brain prefers dogs, reading, and quiet.

The right side of your brain is all about creativity and flexibility.
Daring and intuitive, right brained people see the world in their unique way.
If you're right brained, you likely have a talent for creative writing and art.
Your right brain prefers day dreaming, philosophy, and sports.

Are You Right or Left Brained?

[MAD-AS-HELL]

HAHA! Great pictures/captions.

[ErnBatavia]

In early!

[SolidWood]

WTH is Biden doing?

[Lucky9teen]

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Five surgeons from big cities are discussing who makes the Best patients to operate on.

The first surgeon, from New York , says, 'I like to see accountants on my operating table because when you open them up, everything inside is numbered.

'The second , from Chicago , responds, 'Yeah, but you should try electricians! Everything inside them is color coded.

'The third surgeon, from Dallas , says, 'No, I really think librarians are the best, everything inside them is in alphabetical order

'The fourth surgeon, from Los Angeles chimes in: 'You know, I like construction workers... Those guys always understand when you have a few parts left over.

'But the fifth surgeon, from Washington , DC shut them all up when he observed: 'You're all wrong. Liberals are the easiest to operate on. There's no guts, no heart , no balls, no brains and no spine , and the head and the ass are interchangeable.

[cweese]

"WTH is Biden doing?"

It looks like he's shaking a doody down his leg.

[Dacula]

Top 6

[The Spirit Of Allegiance]

He’s dancing the Mash.

[Islander7]

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[mewzilla]

WTH is Biden doing?

Think Young Frankenstein :)

[mewzilla]

Thanks for the thread, BTW!!!

[fieldmarshaldj]

Pulling apart his anal hairs and contemplating how much of them he’ll need for the next round of scalp staplings.

[CholeraJoe]

Does that work? I want to try it then.

[The Spirit Of Allegiance]

Joe's dancing "The Monster Mash!"


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HAPPY FRIDAY!

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In-flight entertainment

If you’re sitting next to someone on a plane who irritates you, try doing this:

1. Quietly and calmly open up your laptop case.

2. Remove your laptop.

3. Start it up.

4. Make sure the fellow traveller who is annoying you can see the screen.

5. Close your eyes and tilt your head up to the sky and move your lips like you are praying.

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