An attractive blonde from Cork, Ireland arrived at the
casino. She seemed a little intoxicated and bet twenty-thousand Euros on a single roll of the dice.
She said, ‘I hope you don’t mind, but I feel much luckier when I’m completely nude’.
With that, she stripped from the neck down, rolled the dice and with an Irish brogue yelled, ‘Come on, baby, Mama needs new clothes!’
As the dice came to a stop, she jumped up and down and squealed...’YES! YES! I WON, I WON!’
She hugged each of the dealers and then picked up her winnings and her clothes and quickly departed.
The dealers stared at each other dumbfounded.
Finally, one of them asked, ‘What did she roll?’
The other answered,
‘I don’t know - I thought you were watching.’
MORAL OF THE STORY -
Not all Irish are drunks,
not all blondes are dumb,
but all men...are men
I saw this in an employees’ Christmas party at a nightclub/restaurant in Ft. Laud. when a “lady” lost a top when the dice were rolling. My buddy lost $120.00.
Side Joke: Some men shooting dice in alleyway. On one roll 3 dies rolled out. Another gent pick up one of the dies and proclaimed to the shooter “Go ahead and roll your point is 15!”