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China: Boy Killed Anally When Office Chair Explodes
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| 02/20/09
| Adam Frucci
Posted on 02/23/2009 10:10:30 PM PST by TigerLikesRooster
Boy Killed Anally When Office Chair Explodes
By Adam Frucci, 2:44 PM on Fri Feb 20 2009, 334,213 views
Well, stories don't get much worse than this. A 14-year-old boy in China was killed when his chair exploded, sending chunks of metal into his rectum. The bleeding this caused killed him.
The alleged explosion came from the gas cylinder that was in the base of the chair, the part that allowed the user to adjust the seat up and down. The canister gets compressed when you sit on it, but can it actually create enough energy to make the seat cushion explode like that and kill a man? I doubt it, but this is what people are reporting.
In other news, I am working from a beanbag from now on. Sweet merciful crap. [Anorak via The Daily What]
TOPICS: Local News
KEYWORDS: bloodyrectumdebris; brd; chair; china; explosion; freeperlingo; madeinchina
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To: TheWasteLand
You are terrible! I’m shocked to pietheth!
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posted on
02/24/2009 4:32:10 AM PST
by
ottbmare
(Ein Reich, ein Volk, ein Obama!)
To: TigerLikesRooster
Being killed anally, is the worse killed of all.
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posted on
02/24/2009 4:34:35 AM PST
by
Lazamataz
("We beat the Soviet Union, then we became them." -- Lazamataz, 2005)
Comment #63 Removed by Moderator
To: Oberon
“Bloody rectum? Heck, he bloody killed ‘em!”
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LOL
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posted on
02/24/2009 6:02:58 AM PST
by
freedomlover
(Make sure you're in love - before you move in the heavy stuff)
To: TigerLikesRooster; Jersey Republican Biker Chick; sit-rep; Squantos; Eaker
And you thought you had a bad day...
To: familyop
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posted on
02/24/2009 6:32:38 AM PST
by
al baby
(Hi mom. I love sarcaism)
To: TigerLikesRooster; Owl_Eagle; Sam's Army; Darksheare; pissant; najida; r-q-tek86; blackie; ...
IF THIS DOES NOT DESERVE A WTF, PING...I DON’T KNOW WHAT DOES...
To: Jersey Republican Biker Chick
The headline in China read: “Confucius Say: Boy With Chair in Rectum Sits on Two Stools”
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posted on
02/24/2009 7:11:11 AM PST
by
Andonius_99
(There are two sides to every issue. One is right, the other is wrong; but the middle is always evil.)
To: Birch T. Barlow
Garbage story that diminishes FR when you post this. Especially posting it on the main board originally. Welcome to Free Republic.
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posted on
02/24/2009 7:55:27 AM PST
by
The_Victor
(If all I want is a warm feeling, I should just wet my pants.)
To: Larry Lucido
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posted on
02/24/2009 8:09:43 AM PST
by
Eaker
(The Two Loudest Sounds in the World.....Bang When it should have been Click and the Reverse.)
To: Slings and Arrows
Anal Kill would be a goood band name, too...except people would probably think you were gay.
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posted on
02/24/2009 8:09:46 AM PST
by
Mr. Silverback
("[Palin] has not even lived in the Lower 48 since 1987. Come on! Really!" --Polybius)
To: dljordan
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posted on
02/24/2009 8:50:52 AM PST
by
GeronL
(Hey, won't you be my Face Book friend??)
To: Mr. Silverback
Anal Kill would be a goood band name, too...except people would probably think you were gay. If they do, I'll make 'em sit on the exploding chairs.
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posted on
02/24/2009 10:15:55 AM PST
by
Slings and Arrows
(This disaster brought to you by the failed Obama administration.)
To: Birch T. Barlow
I suppose such a pissy a-hole as you has to change names frequently. Were you once Robert Paulson?
Would you care to explain your last sentence: “My ego doesn’t one upmanship”? Sounds like your ego sat on an exploding chair.
To: al baby
If there’s a bloody rectum debris ping list I want to be on it.
To: TigerLikesRooster
He must have been in line for the Spinal Tap drummer gig...
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posted on
02/24/2009 11:53:20 AM PST
by
Wyatt's Torch
(I can explain it to you. I can't understand it for you.)
To: Jersey Republican Biker Chick; Slings and Arrows
Explosing chairs that will violate you, what will they invent next?
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posted on
02/24/2009 2:34:47 PM PST
by
Darksheare
(We set his head on fahr, tah burn out tha DemUns!)
To: Birch T. Barlow
Take a chill pill slick......FR has moderators. If they need ya they will call ya !
Welcome to FR anyway !
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posted on
02/24/2009 3:10:45 PM PST
by
Squantos
(Be polite. Be professional. But have a plan to kill everyone you meet)
To: libh8er
I’m sure there are people in SF that would pay big money for that ;)
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posted on
02/25/2009 8:09:43 AM PST
by
Trillian
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