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China: Boy Killed Anally When Office Chair Explodes
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| 02/20/09
| Adam Frucci
Posted on 02/23/2009 10:10:30 PM PST by TigerLikesRooster
Boy Killed Anally When Office Chair Explodes
By Adam Frucci, 2:44 PM on Fri Feb 20 2009, 334,213 views
Well, stories don't get much worse than this. A 14-year-old boy in China was killed when his chair exploded, sending chunks of metal into his rectum. The bleeding this caused killed him.
The alleged explosion came from the gas cylinder that was in the base of the chair, the part that allowed the user to adjust the seat up and down. The canister gets compressed when you sit on it, but can it actually create enough energy to make the seat cushion explode like that and kill a man? I doubt it, but this is what people are reporting.
In other news, I am working from a beanbag from now on. Sweet merciful crap. [Anorak via The Daily What]
TOPICS: Local News
KEYWORDS: bloodyrectumdebris; brd; chair; china; explosion; freeperlingo; madeinchina
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To: Oberon
after this economy hits bottom all that will be left is bloody rectum debris
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posted on
02/23/2009 10:29:04 PM PST
by
GeronL
(Hey, won't you be my Face Book friend??)
To: al baby
its a fake where is the bloody rectum debris
To: Axenolith
can we catch sharks with bloody rectum debris ?
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posted on
02/23/2009 10:30:07 PM PST
by
GeronL
(Hey, won't you be my Face Book friend??)
To: GeronL
“Bloody rectum? Heck, he bloody killed ‘em!”
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posted on
02/23/2009 10:30:24 PM PST
by
Oberon
(What does it take to make government shrink?)
To: TigerLikesRooster
I don’t know if this story is true or not. I hope it isn’t. But, I sure don’t find it funny, yet people all over the internet seem to be amused by it. Very sad.
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posted on
02/23/2009 10:30:48 PM PST
by
Tired of Taxes
(Dad, I will always think of you.)
To: GeronL
will his family see one red Yuan?Didn't you know that China has stopped issuing currency and now issues US Treasury notes since they own so much of our debt?
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posted on
02/23/2009 10:31:10 PM PST
by
kingu
(Party for rent - conservative opinions not required.)
To: TheWasteLand
He knows where all the BRD is I wish hes get some bailout money and get some teeth
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posted on
02/23/2009 10:31:22 PM PST
by
al baby
(Hi mom. I love sarcaism)
To: kingu
The chair manufacturer will have to issue $11.99 in US debt to his family as recompense?
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posted on
02/23/2009 10:32:34 PM PST
by
GeronL
(Hey, won't you be my Face Book friend??)
To: al baby
BTW, your beeber thread was epic.
To: TheWasteLand
As soon as he read the news, he ordered a dozen such chairs for himself.
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posted on
02/23/2009 10:33:34 PM PST
by
libh8er
To: Tired of Taxes
I don’t think anyone believes it really, or it would not be amusing. BS detectors are bouncing all over the house.
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posted on
02/23/2009 10:34:06 PM PST
by
GeronL
(Hey, won't you be my Face Book friend??)
To: al baby
what if the explosion threw tghe kid into a wall or out of a window and in front of an oncoming bus?? That would explain the lack of bloody rectum debris, right?
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posted on
02/23/2009 10:36:37 PM PST
by
GeronL
(Hey, won't you be my Face Book friend??)
To: GeronL
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posted on
02/23/2009 10:38:21 PM PST
by
al baby
(Hi mom. I love sarcaism)
To: TheWasteLand
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posted on
02/23/2009 10:38:58 PM PST
by
al baby
(Hi mom. I love sarcaism)
To: TigerLikesRooster
Rectum hell, it killed him.
(I don’t have any idea why I’m replying to this thread)
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posted on
02/23/2009 10:39:39 PM PST
by
Clinging Bitterly
(Posting from an undisclosed location in the Nation of Bitter Clingers.)
To: TigerLikesRooster
Rectum? Dang, it Killdum!
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posted on
02/23/2009 10:39:53 PM PST
by
ExGeeEye
(COTUS 2A should be the USA's ONLY gun law.)
To: al baby
"bloody rectum debris!"
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posted on
02/23/2009 10:40:04 PM PST
by
GeronL
(Hey, won't you be my Face Book friend??)
To: Clinging Bitterly
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posted on
02/23/2009 10:40:07 PM PST
by
ExGeeEye
(COTUS 2A should be the USA's ONLY gun law.)
To: libh8er
Barney's Pleasure Chair (one time use only)
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posted on
02/23/2009 10:40:33 PM PST
by
libh8er
To: GeronL
Call mythbusters get Jamie and Adam on this asap
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posted on
02/23/2009 10:44:32 PM PST
by
al baby
(Hi mom. I love sarcaism)
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