China: Boy Killed Anally When Office Chair Explodes

Gizmodo ^ | 02/20/09 | Adam Frucci

[TigerLikesRooster]

Boy Killed Anally When Office Chair Explodes

By Adam Frucci, 2:44 PM on Fri Feb 20 2009, 334,213 views

Well, stories don't get much worse than this. A 14-year-old boy in China was killed when his chair exploded, sending chunks of metal into his rectum. The bleeding this caused killed him.

The alleged explosion came from the gas cylinder that was in the base of the chair, the part that allowed the user to adjust the seat up and down. The canister gets compressed when you sit on it, but can it actually create enough energy to make the seat cushion explode like that and kill a man? I doubt it, but this is what people are reporting.

In other news, I am working from a beanbag from now on. Sweet merciful crap. [Anorak via The Daily What]

[TigerLikesRooster]

[al baby]

its a fake where is the bloody rectum debris ?

[BattleHymn]

Poor guy.

[Birch T. Barlow]

Garbage story that diminishes FR when you post this. Especially posting it on the main board originally.

[al baby]

Lighten up Francis

[spyone]

ouch.

[TigerLikesRooster]

This one was not on the main board. It was in the chat/general section to begin with.

[LifeComesFirst]

You know, in a way, we’re all looking for the bloody rectum debris.

In fact, I’d like that to be the new “where’s the beef?” Obama proposes some asinine policy, and the editorial headlines read “where’s the bloody rectum debris?” Scientist peer-reviewing sub-par papers can turn to each other and say “where’s the bloody rectum debris?”

[LifeComesFirst]

You know, in a way, we’re all looking for the bloody rectum debris.

In fact, I’d like that to be the new “where’s the beef?” Obama proposes some asinine policy, and the editorial headlines read “where’s the bloody rectum debris?” Scientist peer-reviewing sub-par papers can turn to each other and say “where’s the bloody rectum debris?”

[GeronL]

was it made in China? how are their Civil Courts on damages?

will his family see one red Yuan?

[GeronL]

bloody rectum debris

um, you were looking for BRD huh?

[al baby]

I like that

[GeronL]

lol. Chef BRD

Cry bloody rectum debris and let slip the dogs of war!

"Yo bloody rectum debris Adrian!!"

[al baby]

Chair Goatseeee

[GeronL]

we must bring bloody rectum debris to all of freeperdom!

[FFranco]

Where can you buy them? I’ll get one for my boss.

[knarf]

BS

[Axenolith]

As you unobtrusively slip into Freeper legend...

[Oberon]

Well stune my beeber! I think "bloody rectum debris" may have joined "A moose bit my sister" as an glorious piece of Freeperana.

ALL YOUR BLOODY RECTUM DEBRIS ARE BELONG TO US.

[al baby]

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