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Second elephant at zoo tests positive for herpes virus
ST. LOUIS POST-DISPATCH ^ | Diane Toroian Keaggy

Posted on 02/20/2009 1:49:47 PM PST by george76

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1 posted on 02/20/2009 1:49:47 PM PST by george76
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Okay, time to bar Michael Vick from the St Louis zoo.....


2 posted on 02/20/2009 1:50:29 PM PST by Badeye (There are no 'great moments' in Moderate Political History. Only losses.)
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I knew they shouldn’t have let Brett Michaels shoot that Rock of Love episode there.


3 posted on 02/20/2009 1:50:33 PM PST by autumnraine (Freedom's just another word for nothing left to lose- Kris Kristoferrson VIVA LA REVOLUTION!)
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St. Louis does have one of the highest STD rates in the nation. (Sorry, had to say it. True, by the way.)


5 posted on 02/20/2009 1:51:10 PM PST by kc8ukw
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Is that the VD type of Herpes or the other kind ???


6 posted on 02/20/2009 1:54:18 PM PST by Tennessee Nana
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What’s going on at that zoo, anyway?

I also heard that some of the birds in their aviary have come down with Chirpees.

It’s another canarial disease. Sadly, there’s no tweetment.


7 posted on 02/20/2009 1:56:56 PM PST by Nervous Tick (Party? I don't have one anymore.)
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So, where did they get it from and how is it transmitted.


8 posted on 02/20/2009 1:57:35 PM PST by Sacajaweau (I'm planting corn...Have to feed my car.)
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“It’s another canarial disease. Sadly, there’s no tweetment.”

*GROAN* :)


9 posted on 02/20/2009 1:58:27 PM PST by Diana in Wisconsin (Save The Earth. It's The Only Planet With Chocolate.)
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Both of Raja’s daughters. This isn’t good. :(


10 posted on 02/20/2009 2:00:14 PM PST by Desdemona (Tolerance of grave evil is NOT a Christian virtue. http://www.thekingsmen.us/)
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11 posted on 02/20/2009 2:28:19 PM PST by JRios1968 (The real first rule of Fight Club: Do not invite Chuck Norris...EVER)
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Q. What’s worse that two elephants with herpes?

A. The guy who gave it to them.


12 posted on 02/20/2009 2:44:34 PM PST by Slings and Arrows (This disaster brought to you by the failed Obama administration.)
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Q. What’s worse that two elephants with herpes?
A. The guy who gave it to them.

Hey, lay off Bill Clinton.

13 posted on 02/20/2009 2:53:50 PM PST by SampleMan (I'm not drinking the Kool Aid! Is it 2013 yet?)
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Ya’ll find it easy to laugh, but I’ll bet not one of you has ever tried to put a condom on an elephant.


14 posted on 02/20/2009 2:56:41 PM PST by Joe 6-pack (Que me amat, amet et canem meum)
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It was still better than Hillary.


15 posted on 02/20/2009 3:11:54 PM PST by Slings and Arrows (This disaster brought to you by the failed Obama administration.)
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Just how big is an elephant condom and why aren’t they beig used?


16 posted on 02/20/2009 3:48:46 PM PST by newbie 10-21-00
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17 posted on 02/20/2009 4:26:11 PM PST by BenLurkin (Mornie` utulie`. Mornie` alantie`.)
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They also discovered a group of pygmie monkeys are infected with twerpies.

Plus, someone contaminated the snow-cone machine with slurpies.


18 posted on 02/20/2009 8:40:01 PM PST by Grizzled Bear ("Does not play well with others.")
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It was probably some crazed Democrat who thought he was screwing Republicans.
19 posted on 02/20/2009 8:51:20 PM PST by this_ol_patriot (I saw manbearpig and all I got was this lousy tagline.)
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I swear baby, it's just a cold sore!
20 posted on 02/21/2009 1:19:59 PM PST by egannacht
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