[PilotDave]

The bambi generation. Don't you love it when suburban women mix with wild animals? This reminds me of the video of the woman who got out of her car to feed bread to a bear. When she ran out of bread she said to the bear "All gone". That's when the bear ate her...

[txnativegop]

What in God’s name was she doing with a chimp in the first place?

[brooklyn dave]

Male chimps get up to 200 lbs? I thought they were more like 140-150 lbs.?

[BenLurkin]

Now who will Congress get to write the next “stimulus” bill?

[xcamel]

Really?
http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/search?m=all;o=time;q=quick;s=chimpanzee

[Westbrook]

Ah, yes.

Call 911.

A best response in minutes when seconds count.

[chuck_the_tv_out]

people don’t need to listen to that. with 24 hour news, we experience the worst of everyone’s lives. it’s not right

[lormand]

Every time I hear about these incidents, I am amazed at the lack of survival skills that these owners lack.

Here's a novel idea....keep a gun handy! Oh no, lets wait for 20 minutes until a policemen comes with a gun.

I have one because I live among the planets' worst primates.....Liberals.

[Badeye]

Just another reason why an armed society is a peaceful one.

I seriously doubt the woman that owned and lived with this animal will ever recognize the fact her obsession with the monkey got her friends face ripped off, and might yet cost her her life.

[Regulator]

The idiot was on television this morning explaining how he was "like her son" and how she had fed him Xanax that morning.

Any veterinarian can tell you that different drugs affect different animals in different ways. But Idiot_Woman had decided that the chimp was really a furry little boy, with a speech impediment, and was treating him because of his, er, tantrums:

XANAX XR is a prescription medication for the treatment of patients with panic disorder, with or without agoraphobia. XANAX XR belongs to a group of medicines called benzodiazepines, which have helped many people feel better

Get the picture? Now I don't know what the effect of Xanax is on chimps, but I'll bet the manufacturer doesn't either....it's a drug for humans.

And it's well known that drugs in animals can have exactly the opposite effect from one species to another.

But that doesn't fit Ms. BlissNinnie's little world view. Too bad her friend had to pay the price.

[Deo volente]

This reminds me of the video of the woman who got out of her car to feed bread to a bear. When she ran out of bread she said to the bear "All gone". That's when the bear ate her...

No! Tell me that really didn't happen!

[Unlikely Hero]

Murder in the Rue Morgue—I thought it sounded dumb when reading it, but maybe I have to reevaluate it

[Cyman]

It was the chimp expressing itself on man’s role in global warming and the switch to digital signal tv

[LeoWindhorse]

what is it they say about how people , in time, begin the resemble their dogs ?

[AEMILIUS PAULUS]

Statement: "Hurry, please! He ripped her face off,"

Response: Well. At least she faced up to the chimp problem.

[ZULU]

“Travis’ violence may be linked to a recent bout with Lyme disease, a tick-borne infection that can cause paranoia and mood swings in people, said Stamford police Capt. Richard Conklin. “

This is true of dogs also.

Chimps are defintely NOT the exotic “pet” that anyone except a professional primatologist should be involved with.

They are incredibly strong. I remember a guy at a zoo telling me he saw one pick up an industrial freezer and throw it across the room in a fit of range.

Its a tragedy for the woman who was injured and I pray she recovers.

It was a tragedy for the owner who was obviously very attached to the creature.

And it was a tragedy for the chimp who should have been left in the jungle where he belonged.

None of these actors should ever have been together. It was a bad mistake which turned into a mutual nightmare.

[Retired Greyhound]

that’s on video?

[wintertime]

How fast can you get here?
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

When seconds count, police are only minutes away.

[subterfuge]

This is the face of the diseased, mentally deficient liberal mind. Dumb-ass Sandy bought into the liberal mindset of charity-solves-everything. She is completely stupefied that a wild animal could do this and she thought her wild ape had, with her help, evolved over a single lifetime into a sweet little care-bear.

Kind of like our liberal politicians and how they view the TALIBAN.

[utherdoul]

What a moron I’d rather have a tiger in my house than a chimp. Seriously at least if a Tiger kills you its usually pretty quick while an ape will pull your arms out of your sockets and claw your eyes out.

To boot tigers are usually more predictable.

[nomad]

I wonder what it took to drop that hairy b@st@rd?9mm,.40S&M,or 38/357?How many shots too?