Here's a novel idea....keep a gun handy! Oh no, lets wait for 20 minutes until a policemen comes with a gun.
I have one because I live among the planets' worst primates.....Liberals.
It was amazing that woman did not have a shotgun with an ape in the house....then again, maybe she was afraid he would of opened the lock, loaded the gun and shot her...
All good points ... prolly not a good idea to consider wild animals as friends either ... Unless you are Rex Harrison of course.