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Popular band teacher reportedly shoots, kills masked intruder
Palm Beach Post ^
| Monday, February 16, 2009
| ELIOT KLEINBERG, MICHAEL LaFORGIA and LAURA GREEN
Posted on 02/16/2009 11:09:11 AM PST by PilotDave
A masked gunman died early this morning after he exchanged fire with a resident inside a Wellington home, authorities said.
Sheriff's spokesman Sgt. Pete Palenzuela said Heath Miller, a school teacher, killed the intruder, who police have not yet identified.
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TOPICS: Education; Music/Entertainment
KEYWORDS: bandlist; bandmaster; banglist; castledoctrine; freepun; gunsblackteacher; rkba; selfdefense
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To: Larry Lucido
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posted on
02/16/2009 11:48:47 AM PST
by
Joe 6-pack
(Que me amat, amet et canem meum)
To: Larry Lucido
So he drilled the intruder. Apparently guns weren’t band there. If this is trumpeted enough he might drum major support up for his conduct among the voter bass.Ho, ho, ho. Number 5 gets it.
It's a cunning, running, funny set of serial puns.
22
posted on
02/16/2009 12:20:52 PM PST
by
USS Alaska
(Nuke the terrorist savages - In Honor of Standing Wolf)
To: SkyDancer
To skydancer, thanks for the photobucket tip. Here's a picture for your new tag line. My first picture post!
23
posted on
02/16/2009 12:23:25 PM PST
by
PilotDave
(Any state the went for Goldwater can't be all bad!)
To: PilotDave
*bang*bang*bang* "YOU'RE TARDY!"
24
posted on
02/16/2009 12:47:22 PM PST
by
Slings and Arrows
(This disaster brought to you by the failed Obama administration.)
To: Larry Lucido; Rennes Templar; LexBaird; lowbridge; trooprally; Charles Henrickson; irishtenor; ...
So he drilled the intruder. Apparently guns weren’t band there. If this is trumpeted enough he might drum major support up for his conduct among the voter bass.
. . . RIMSHOT!
And that's a double en-tenor, I mean en-tympani. Whoops, make that entendre.
If I say I love my brother and have not love, I am sounding brass or tinkling cymbal....Sounds like a good use of brass.
Priceless comments and an awesome case history of armed citizens being able to be their own first responder. When seconds count, cops are only minutes away.
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posted on
02/16/2009 4:26:05 PM PST
by
The Spirit Of Allegiance
(Public Employees: Honor Your Oaths! Defend the Constitution from Enemies--Foreign and Domestic!)
To: The Spirit Of Allegiance
Well this story certainly Trumpets any other home owner Fiddling around looking for a excuse for a swan song...
26
posted on
02/16/2009 4:40:55 PM PST
by
tubebender
(Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?)
To: PilotDave
With apologies to Dan Fogleberg, that’s what you call a thundering velvet hand.
27
posted on
02/16/2009 4:42:39 PM PST
by
RichInOC
(No! BAD Rich! (What'd I say?))
To: The Spirit Of Allegiance
BTW... this one had me ROTFLMAO...
Sat Feb 14, 4:00 pm ET
BELLEVUE, Wash. – A man in Washington state made sure a pair of burglars didn't get away with his three flat-screen televisions — he moved their getaway car.
Patrick Rosario was in the basement of his Bellevue home on Tuesday when he heard the burglars upstairs.
The Seattle Times says the 32-year-old Rosario, who had been laid off from his job as a Washington Mutual manager, called 911 while he sneaked out of the house.
He saw a white van sitting in front of his house with the motor running and the keys in the ignition, and he got in and drove it to a friend's house.
Police say the burglars left the televisions, a laptop computer and a jewelry box by the door and took off on foot.
The sheriff's office said no arrests had been made.
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Information from:
The Seattle Times, http://www.seattletimes.com
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posted on
02/16/2009 4:44:16 PM PST
by
tubebender
(Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?)
To: PilotDave
“Heath Miller, 34, of Wellington leveled a .38-caliber pistol and shot the robber in the duplex...”
That’s a lot more deadly than being hit behind the davenport.
29
posted on
02/16/2009 4:54:45 PM PST
by
Attention Surplus Disorder
(Mr. Bernanke, have you started working on your book about the second GREATER depression?")
To: The Spirit Of Allegiance
RIMSHOT, you say?
All righty.
RIMSHOT
To: PilotDave
31
posted on
02/16/2009 4:58:59 PM PST
by
mewzilla
(In politics the middle way is none at all. John Adams)
To: PilotDave
Popular teacher reportedly kills masked intruder
who was his Wellington neighbor
Update at your source!
32
posted on
02/16/2009 5:02:11 PM PST
by
HuntsvilleTxVeteran
((B.?) Hussein (Obama?Soetoro?Dunhem?), change America will die for.)
To: The Spirit Of Allegiance
Darn! I forgot to ask “Did he pick up his brass?”
To: The Spirit Of Allegiance
Sounds like the intruder got a little more treble than he could handle.
34
posted on
02/16/2009 5:07:38 PM PST
by
SunkenCiv
(https://secure.freerepublic.com/donate/____________________ Profile updated Monday, January 12, 2009)
To: southernnorthcarolina
...a sound effects bullseye!
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posted on
02/16/2009 5:10:39 PM PST
by
The Spirit Of Allegiance
(Public Employees: Honor Your Oaths! Defend the Constitution from Enemies--Foreign and Domestic!)
To: SunkenCiv; Larry Lucido; Tuba Guy; sionnsar; SandyInSeattle; Charles Henrickson
Yep, another bad guy rides the Valkyries to his doom! And now because he was played flat (i.e., not very sharp) he will be given a final score by The Great Composer in the Sky.
I wonder if he repented as he died. By grace saved, even as through fire. Hmmm.
36
posted on
02/16/2009 5:20:46 PM PST
by
The Spirit Of Allegiance
(Public Employees: Honor Your Oaths! Defend the Constitution from Enemies--Foreign and Domestic!)
To: The Spirit Of Allegiance
I hope they don't send the band teacher to Sing Sing.
-PJ
37
posted on
02/16/2009 5:25:07 PM PST
by
Political Junkie Too
(You can never overestimate the Democrats' ability to overplay their hand.)
To: Political Junkie Too
I guess you have to hope they don’t string up the teacher...
38
posted on
02/16/2009 6:40:50 PM PST
by
tubebender
(Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?)
To: PilotDave
One time at band camp, I put a .38 in my...
39
posted on
02/16/2009 6:43:31 PM PST
by
Clemenza
(Red is the Color of Virility, Blue is the Color of Impotence)
To: PilotDave
Never mess with a Band Teacher who teaches piano but constantly carries a violin case...
40
posted on
02/16/2009 6:43:55 PM PST
by
Grizzled Bear
("Does not play well with others.")
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To skydancer, thanks for the photobucket tip. Here's a picture for your new tag line. My first picture post!