[The Spirit Of Allegiance]

So he drilled the intruder. Apparently guns weren’t band there. If this is trumpeted enough he might drum major support up for his conduct among the voter bass.


. . . RIMSHOT!

And that's a double en-tenor, I mean en-tympani. Whoops, make that entendre.

If I say I love my brother and have not love, I am sounding brass or tinkling cymbal....Sounds like a good use of brass.

Priceless comments and an awesome case history of armed citizens being able to be their own first responder. When seconds count, cops are only minutes away.




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[tubebender]

Well this story certainly Trumpets any other home owner Fiddling around looking for a excuse for a swan song...

[tubebender]

BTW... this one had me ROTFLMAO...

Sat Feb 14, 4:00 pm ET

BELLEVUE, Wash. – A man in Washington state made sure a pair of burglars didn't get away with his three flat-screen televisions — he moved their getaway car.

Patrick Rosario was in the basement of his Bellevue home on Tuesday when he heard the burglars upstairs.

The Seattle Times says the 32-year-old Rosario, who had been laid off from his job as a Washington Mutual manager, called 911 while he sneaked out of the house.

He saw a white van sitting in front of his house with the motor running and the keys in the ignition, and he got in and drove it to a friend's house.

Police say the burglars left the televisions, a laptop computer and a jewelry box by the door and took off on foot.

The sheriff's office said no arrests had been made.

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Information from:

The Seattle Times, http://www.seattletimes.com

[southernnorthcarolina]

RIMSHOT, you say?

All righty.

RIMSHOT

[Larry Lucido]

Darn! I forgot to ask “Did he pick up his brass?”

[SunkenCiv]

Sounds like the intruder got a little more treble than he could handle.

[Political Junkie Too]

I hope they don't send the band teacher to Sing Sing.

-PJ

[MountainFlower]

I alway wondered if I spelled entendre right! Keep on FReePun!!

[70times7]

This story struck a cord with me - this is what I call the proper application of an instrument of self defense. Second amendment opponents may try to drum up support for this criminal, thinking they woodwind, but their efforts will hit a sour note and be brushed away when he proves to be a poor cymbal for their cause. They can stick it. That’s what he gets for having the brass to try and horn in on this teacher’s house. One guy is dead, and this teacher will have to carry this w/ him; and what 4/4? In any case, I’m sure we will hear no violins for this guy. Fiddle with a band teacher, get shot in the organs, go to the morgue, no strings attached.

[Alamo-Girl]

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