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(Vanity Humor) Create your own Elizabeth Alexander Poem.
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Posted on 01/20/2009 1:08:16 PM PST by mnehring

So easy, a poet could do it.
The internet is full of poetry generators, most of which do a better job than Elizabeth Alexander's strange musings. My favorite, the Beatnik Rambler.

The United States
muscle hath United The are just its much 'cause athlete you
freaks am liking No, then dance, toes of the drug deeply. to sing, to
dance, to watch "Frasier" weekly...

yet time waneth not like unto the moon and whatever's there Dancing
the Boogah 'neath the big Disco Ball.

When is this ranting to end!? I declair. All this pointless waste of

air. Don't breathe! My soul on fire and while dolphins tweeted the dephts of the cloud

Try your own from one of these poetry generators.


TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: badpoetry; elizabethalexander; nationalpoet; obamainauguration; obamanation; ohthevanity; poetry; presidentzero; rappresidency; stupidvanitytime; vanitydazehereagain
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To: BigDaddyTX

Indeed I am.


21 posted on 01/20/2009 1:23:23 PM PST by Badeye (There are no 'great moments' in Moderate Political History. Only losses.)
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To: Badeye
This is a real poem by BO himself from college:

“Sitting in his seat, a seat broad and broken / In, sprinkled with ashes, / Pop switches channels, takes another / Shot of Seagrams, neat, and asks / What to do with me, a green young man / Who fails to consider the / Flim and flam of the world, since / Things have been easy for me.” The second, “Underground,” offers a vivid if obscurely symbolic description of a tribe of submarine primates. An exemplary few lines go, “Under water grottos, caverns / Filled with apes / That eat figs. / Stepping on the figs / That the apes / Eat, they crunch.”

Source

22 posted on 01/20/2009 1:23:54 PM PST by mnehring
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To: mnehrling

Bet he got laid by hairy white chicks alot with that crap.....


23 posted on 01/20/2009 1:26:23 PM PST by Badeye (There are no 'great moments' in Moderate Political History. Only losses.)
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To: mnehrling

I sees water fallin from da sky
The ground iz as wet as uh hippo in da river
Mud from da riverbank stains da mat in da parlor all ye damn hood ratz
I ax da question - Ain’t Oboma GREAT


24 posted on 01/20/2009 1:26:48 PM PST by Just another Joe (Warning: FReeping can be addictive and helpful to your mental health)
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To: Badeye
Kill My Landlord, Kill my Landlord!

Blast! You beat me to it!


25 posted on 01/20/2009 1:27:34 PM PST by Starfleet Command
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To: mnehrling
Is this his father's chair?


26 posted on 01/20/2009 1:27:39 PM PST by a fool in paradise
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To: BigDaddyTX; Badeye

Credit Card Blues??

Wasn’t “kill my landlord” part of an Eddie Murphy-SNL sketch circa 1984?


27 posted on 01/20/2009 1:28:33 PM PST by canuck_conservative
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To: Travis T. OJustice

Seriously, I will beat the crap out of any poem I run across today... they better stay outta my way... ;^)


28 posted on 01/20/2009 1:30:54 PM PST by WhyisaTexasgirlinPA (Computer says No..... Carole Beer)
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To: Just another Joe

“Ibity bibity sibity sab
ibity bibity - canal boat”

(Herman Munster 1963)

“Little fly upon the wall
ain’t ya got no clothes at all?
ain’t ya go no shimmie shirt?
ain’t ya go no petty shirt?
shoo fly !”

(Curly Howard - 3 Stooges Short )


29 posted on 01/20/2009 1:32:42 PM PST by Chuzzlewit
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To: mnehrling

I can’t stop my leg.
I can’t stop my leg.
I can’t stop my leg.

My leg stopped.

There it goes again.


30 posted on 01/20/2009 1:35:18 PM PST by Walmartian
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To: mnehrling

My entry.. lol this is funny.

Change and Hope Dope

We blow a bubble; large, amoebic, ever-changing colors of the rainbow.

Funny Clown, bunch a balloons

Neatness doesn’t count when you lick the bowl of cookie dough


31 posted on 01/20/2009 1:36:40 PM PST by eXe (Si vis pacem, para bellum)
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To: Walmartian
I can’t stop my leg.
I can’t stop my leg. I can’t stop my leg.

My leg stopped.

There it goes again.

Is it tingling?

32 posted on 01/20/2009 1:37:40 PM PST by Just another Joe (Warning: FReeping can be addictive and helpful to your mental health)
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To: Walmartian

Nobody’s every written a song about REAL pain...

Umm-ummmh aeoh! Umm-uoomh!
Ooh! Oh! Uh uh!.
Aaah. Uoh, aah!
Let it go!
Let it go!
Let it go! Let it go!
I don’t believe I can take much more.
Let it go! Aah!
Got a pain down inside,
won’t be denied.
Yeah, every time I try,
I can’t be satisfied.
Let it go! Woah, ummh!
Let it, let it go! Oh! Waaaoooh!
This pain down inside,
just won’t let me be satisfied.
Let it go!

Splash!!! Spshhh....
Feel, ah, I feel alright!
Yeah, I feel alright!
Splash!!! Shpsh...Yeah.
I feel alright!
Splash! Flush! Phew. Phew. Phew...
Feel alright!

- Constipation Blues (Screamin’ Jay Hawkins)


33 posted on 01/20/2009 1:40:44 PM PST by a fool in paradise
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To: Badeye
Bet he got laid by hairy white chicks alot with that crap.....


34 posted on 01/20/2009 1:42:39 PM PST by a fool in paradise
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To: mnehrling

I live in a shanty in the shantytown.
We have no money so we had to sleep on the ground.
I played the music. My father he dig a ditch.
My mother she do laundry life sure was a bitch.

But ‘till we killed the white people. Ooh we gun make them hurt.
Kill the white people yea. But buy my record first.
Ooh yea. Why don’t you buy my record?

We sing of freedom and ooh equality.
But we really don’t care we just want money money money.
We want to drive in a big black limosine.
Get so high off ganja we cant even see.
and then we kill the white people. Ooh we gunna make them hurt.
Kill the white people. Yea. Ooh but buy my record first ooh.

When u go in the record store. We gunna wait outside.
We gunna hit them in the head with a bat and make them cry.
but ‘till we kill the white people.
Yea but buy my record first.


35 posted on 01/20/2009 1:42:50 PM PST by MeanWestTexan (Beware Obama's Reichstag fire.)
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To: I Buried My Guns
Do haikus count? I think it's 5-7-5.

THE SAVIOR AWAITS
SNORTING COCAINE WITH OPRAH
HE'S A BAD PERSON

36 posted on 01/20/2009 1:42:57 PM PST by I Buried My Guns (It's made in Germany, and you know they make good stuff. - Vince from ShamWow)
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To: MeanWestTexan

I’m gonna get me a shotgun...
...and kill all the whities I see,
I’m gonna get me a shotgun and kill all the whities I see.
When I kill all the whities I see, then whitey he won’t bother me,
I’m gonna get me a shotgun and kill all the whities I see.


37 posted on 01/20/2009 1:44:58 PM PST by dfwgator (1996 2006 2008 - Good Things Come in Threes)
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To: a fool in paradise

Hey, there’s one now!

ROTFL!


38 posted on 01/20/2009 1:45:46 PM PST by Badeye (There are no 'great moments' in Moderate Political History. Only losses.)
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To: Badeye

<Kill My Landlord, Kill my Landlord!

LOL! That goes back a looong time, my FRiend.


39 posted on 01/20/2009 1:47:30 PM PST by radiohead (Buy ammo, get your kids out of government schools, pray for the Republic.)
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To: dfwgator

Dark and lonely on a summer’s night
Kill my landlord
Kill my landlord
Watchdog barking
Do he bite?
Kill my landlord
Kill my landlord
Slip in his window
Break his neck
Then his house
I start to wreck
Got no reason
What the heck
Kill my Landlord
Kill my landlord
C-I-L-L
my l a n d l o r d


40 posted on 01/20/2009 1:47:44 PM PST by MeanWestTexan (Beware Obama's Reichstag fire.)
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