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FR Grammar Pet Peeves (Shameless Vanity)
My Fertile Mind | 12/30/08 | Your Uncle Miltie

Posted on 12/30/2008 10:02:49 AM PST by Uncle Miltie

I apologize for the shameless vanity, but I'm going to propose a thread for today: Your pet peeves about others' grammar on FR.

I'm not innocent. But, can we please use apostrophes for possessives and not use apostrophes for plurals?

Please chime in with your pet peeves.

Possessive Example:

Correct: My dog's bone is in the yard.

Incorrect: My dogs bone is in the yard.

Plural Example:

Correct: My dogs are in the yard.

Incorrect: My dog's are in the yard.

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To: TChris; rhema

Obama also misuses words. A few weeks ago he was talking about some problem and used the word enormity. He really meant large. How he was ever accepted at Harvard I’ll never know.


201 posted on 12/30/2008 11:56:29 AM PST by ladyjane
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To: JennysCool
My pronouncement is that it comes from the inconsistency of English pronunciation, as evidenced by choose and chose, as opposed to loose and lose.
202 posted on 12/30/2008 11:57:17 AM PST by ApplegateRanch (The mob got President Barabbas; America got shafted)
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To: TChris
I believe it was "Her and Me is..."

A grammatical three-fer? I'm underwhelmed impressed.

203 posted on 12/30/2008 12:02:12 PM PST by rhema ("Break the conventions; keep the commandments." -- G. K. Chesterton)
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To: Turret Gunner A20

lol. It does. And not a good ring, either.


204 posted on 12/30/2008 12:04:14 PM PST by Laur
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To: Uncle Miltie
Can you use the words "methinks" and "doth" in a sentence?

Well, DON'T!

205 posted on 12/30/2008 12:04:31 PM PST by Homer_J_Simpson ("Every nation has the government that it deserves." - Joseph de Maistre (1753-1821))
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To: basil
Words have meanings and the meaning of the word feel is very different from the meaning of the word think.

No solution for that one. Over half the people in this country would be precluded from giving their opinions. It takes a brain to think, and, the recent election clearly proved over half of the voting population to be totally devoid of that vital organ.

206 posted on 12/30/2008 12:06:14 PM PST by Turret Gunner A20 (The common argument that crime is caused by poverty is a kind of slander on the poor. H.L. Mencken)
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To: HIDEK6

I had to write it down,as I told my husband I’d never remember anything this off the wall. The worst thing, though, is that a TV reporter said it. Not once, but twice. I am going to write to the station to ask where they found this reporter.


207 posted on 12/30/2008 12:07:15 PM PST by Laur
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To: ladyjane
How he was ever accepted at Harvard I’ll never know.

Oh, I'd bet you can figure it out. :-)

There's a reason why The One has had all of his records sealed or destroyed. And it's not because he humbly wanted to avoid showing off all the amazing work he did.

208 posted on 12/30/2008 12:07:52 PM PST by TChris (So many useful idiots...)
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To: Uncle Miltie

Affect & effect. I can’t take it when people reverse these words in conversation!

1. Obama’s decisions will affect all Americans

2. The effect of Obama in the White House will be
catastrophic.


209 posted on 12/30/2008 12:08:32 PM PST by getarope (1-20-2009: God Help America)
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To: ladyjane
Obama also misuses words. A few weeks ago he was talking about some problem and used the word enormity. He really meant large. How he was ever accepted at Harvard I’ll never know.

Well, Harvard did invite Al Franken (a Harvard grad) to give the 2002 Class Day address.

Included in his oration: I want to take this moment to congratulate today's Ivy Orators, Taii Bullock and Jeremy Bronson, on your very funny remarks. You're terrific. Where are you? Taii? (APPLAUSE) I was, ironically, the Ivy Orator twenty-nine years ago. And I'm afraid I used the "f" word quite a few times in my speech. It was 1973. And a couple weeks later I received a note through the class marshal's office from an outraged parent, saying, "We came to watch you graduate from college, not from kindergarten." I've always felt kinda bad about that, and I was hoping to be invited back so that I could apologize.

Sic transit Harvard.

210 posted on 12/30/2008 12:10:59 PM PST by rhema ("Break the conventions; keep the commandments." -- G. K. Chesterton)
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To: Senator Goldwater

Grrr, that one is the worst!


211 posted on 12/30/2008 12:12:57 PM PST by Straight Vermonter (Posting from deep behind the Maple Curtain)
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To: Uncle Miltie

I’ll tell you what bothers me most: On TV and on the radio,I hear people say “Should have WENT”, instead of “Should Have GONE”. Those darned Football Player turned Commentators have me yelling at the TV every weekend when they use it. Arrrrggghhhh!


212 posted on 12/30/2008 12:14:25 PM PST by Pagey (B. Hussein Obama has no experience running anything, except his pedestrian mouth.)
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To: djf
I could care less, too; but, it's too much work to force my self to an imaginary state of negative caring.

I*√-1 = -|I²| where I = 1/∞ level of caring.

It is extremely hard to achieve that level of negative caring; indeed, it is imposible for most people, without special training in meta-emotive techniques.

It is much easier to merely maintain a state of ordinary state of inability of not being able to care less, even though it is theoretically possible to do so.

213 posted on 12/30/2008 12:15:04 PM PST by ApplegateRanch (The mob got President Barabbas; America got shafted)
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To: Uncle Miltie
But, can we please use apostrophes for possessives and not use apostrophes for plurals?

Thank you!

That is one of my biggest pet peeves.

214 posted on 12/30/2008 12:15:25 PM PST by Allegra
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To: getarope
"Affect" is nearly always a verb; "effect" is nearly always a noun.

Students should learn the parts of speech thoroughly.

215 posted on 12/30/2008 12:16:01 PM PST by TChris (So many useful idiots...)
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To: ApplegateRanch

Lol!

There ya go!


216 posted on 12/30/2008 12:16:21 PM PST by djf (< Tagline closed until further notice. Awaiting bailout >)
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To: Uncle Miltie

Hey, don’t blame me for bad grammar. I went to a public school system.


217 posted on 12/30/2008 12:16:32 PM PST by do the dhue (They've got us surrounded again. The poor bastards. - One of General Abram's men)
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To: Bobalu
Let’s lose the loose when lose is called for.

Yes, and I never want to hear another "speach" again.

218 posted on 12/30/2008 12:18:34 PM PST by Allegra
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To: Try_Freedom
Was the poster implying that the contractions for "would have" and "could have" were improper?

No, your original post made the point that instead of writing "should of" people should write "should've".

Because you stopped there, we thought maybe you didn't realize that "should of" is improper all by itself.

219 posted on 12/30/2008 12:18:56 PM PST by Dianna (<i>)
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To: djf
I*√-1 = -|I²| where I = 1/∞ level of caring

Ack! I didn't write it right!

(I*√-1)²= -|I²| where I = 1/∞ level of caring

When writing gibberish, one must write it correctly, or it will not make sense.

220 posted on 12/30/2008 12:21:20 PM PST by ApplegateRanch (The mob got President Barabbas; America got shafted)
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