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I found true love on Freerepublic!
freepmail | 12-16-08 | jane002

Posted on 12/16/2008 10:25:04 AM PST by DainBramage

I just got this freepmail from a "new friend" I think it could work out great unless my wife finds out!

Happy exmas my new frien!!
How are you today, I hope all is well with you .I am sorry to worry you with my Proposal for a relationship with you,
but I know that you will grant my request in good faith and understanding, My name is Miss Jane, I just went Through your profile @ (www.freerepublic.com)
I have no options than letting you Know that I am interested in having a relationship with you, I will also like to Know you the more,
you can send an email to my email address (janebaby121@yahoo.co.uk) so that I !can send you more details about my self Including my picture.
I believe we can move from here. But bear in mind that Love has no colors barrier, no educational back ground barrier, no socio-economic Barrier, religious, language, nationality or distance barrier, the only important Thing there is love.
I am waiting for your mail to my email address above.
Yours Sincerely jane.


TOPICS: Chit/Chat; Conspiracy; Humor; Miscellaneous; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: dating; freepun; jane002; love; nigerianemail; spam
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To: DainBramage
Some guys have all the luck.
I haven't any good cyber in years...
61 posted on 12/16/2008 11:17:41 AM PST by ßuddaßudd (7 days - 7 ways Guero >>> with a floating, shifting, ever changing persona....)
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To: Dallas59

Dallas .. I think that girl’s turkey is done ...


62 posted on 12/16/2008 11:22:18 AM PST by tx_eggman (I own two rare photos. Houdini as he locks his keys in his car and Norman Rockwell beating a child.)
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To: DainBramage

yeah, i read that on the girl’s bathroom stall.....; )


63 posted on 12/16/2008 11:22:24 AM PST by xsmommy
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To: DainBramage
This is what it reminded me of:


64 posted on 12/16/2008 11:24:12 AM PST by FocusNexus
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To: DainBramage; mikrofon; martin_fierro
janebaby

I was wondering what ever happened to her.


65 posted on 12/16/2008 11:26:40 AM PST by Charles Henrickson (Be careful, Dain.)
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To: Dallas59

“She’s a tart. I got the same message.”

Oh my gawd...so did I!


66 posted on 12/16/2008 11:29:50 AM PST by MWestMom (Tread carefully, truth lies here.)
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To: DainBramage

67 posted on 12/16/2008 11:30:57 AM PST by FocusNexus
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To: MarineBrat

“Pics of Helen Thomas may be on the way. I recommend abandoning this post ASAP!”

Some folks just think alike, heh, heh, heh.


68 posted on 12/16/2008 11:38:19 AM PST by USMCPOP (Father of LCpl. Karl Linn, KIA 1/26/2005 Al Haqlaniyah, Iraq)
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To: DainBramage

She emailed you and not me?!
“Jane, you ignorant slut!”


69 posted on 12/16/2008 11:39:57 AM PST by astyanax (If you need to wear a mask while speaking your mind, it is probably best you remain silent...)
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To: DainBramage
Photobucket

She wants help with her car

70 posted on 12/16/2008 11:49:37 AM PST by skimask (Never argue with an idiot, they will drag you down to their level and beat you with experience)
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To: DainBramage

I bet the heat under those boobs would be enough to roast a 20 lb turkey.


71 posted on 12/16/2008 11:52:02 AM PST by A_Tradition_Continues (formerly known as Politicalwit ...05/28/98...Ain't no Newbie!)
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To: skimask

Nice bumpers.


72 posted on 12/16/2008 11:55:51 AM PST by MARTIAL MONK
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To: DainBramage

Sounds like Jane is an ignorant slut.


73 posted on 12/16/2008 12:03:47 PM PST by VRWCmember
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To: skimask

OK scums, without scrolling back up. How many of you can name the kind of car she’s ‘working’ on?

Uh huh, didn’t think so.
JB :)


74 posted on 12/16/2008 12:44:08 PM PST by thatjoeguy (Just my thoughts)
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To: thatjoeguy

A titsy nine tbird?


75 posted on 12/16/2008 2:16:20 PM PST by DainBramage
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To: thatjoeguy

There was a car?


76 posted on 12/16/2008 2:21:13 PM PST by IrishPennant (Patriotism is strongest when accompanied by bad politics, loyal FRiends and great whiskey)
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To: DainBramage

That b-! She sent me the same message. Oh, that figures — her account has been suspended. What a whore.


77 posted on 12/16/2008 2:40:58 PM PST by SunkenCiv (https://secure.freerepublic.com/donate/_______Profile finally updated Saturday, December 6, 2008 !!!)
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To: thatjoeguy

Isn’t that a picture of a guy?


78 posted on 12/16/2008 4:00:40 PM PST by LongElegantLegs (Deplore the profligate scattering of corpses!)
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To: DainBramage
Sounds like a GOP fundraising letter to me.
79 posted on 12/16/2008 7:30:32 PM PST by grey_whiskers (The opinions are solely those of the author and are subject to change without notice.)
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To: Cecily

William F. Buckley in drag.


80 posted on 12/16/2008 7:35:21 PM PST by Clemenza (Red is the Color of Virility, Blue is the Color of Impotence)
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