I found true love on Freerepublic!

freepmail | 12-16-08 | jane002

[DainBramage]

I just got this freepmail from a "new friend" I think it could work out great unless my wife finds out!

Happy exmas my new frien!!
How are you today, I hope all is well with you .I am sorry to worry you with my Proposal for a relationship with you,
but I know that you will grant my request in good faith and understanding, My name is Miss Jane, I just went Through your profile @ (www.freerepublic.com)
I have no options than letting you Know that I am interested in having a relationship with you, I will also like to Know you the more,
you can send an email to my email address (janebaby121@yahoo.co.uk) so that I !can send you more details about my self Including my picture.
I believe we can move from here. But bear in mind that Love has no colors barrier, no educational back ground barrier, no socio-economic Barrier, religious, language, nationality or distance barrier, the only important Thing there is love.
I am waiting for your mail to my email address above.
Yours Sincerely jane.

[DainBramage]

I replied:

Miss Jane,

Sorry but I dont return emails to someone I dont know named janebaby@yahoo. Too many wierdos out there sending viruses.
One named ClassyGreenEyedBlonde took down some friends of mine a couple years back.

I know its hard not to fall in love with a man like me...handsome, funny, debonaire, witty, and just all round fantastic, but Im so accoustomed to women hitting on me it doesnt suprise me anymore.

Youre right though...love has no boundaries for me unless your a Muslim, french (well if your rich and french Ill reconsider),
fat, ugly, lazy, a democrat, liberal, Obama supporter, or teetotaler. Other than those hangups Im very flexible.

You can contact me on this forum though when you sign up and participate.

Your new frien, DainBramage

[Star Traveler]

I reported it a little while back (this morning) and the Admin Moderator took the account down... :-)

[wtc911]

Opportunity knocks and you shut the door! Man...

[Clintons Are White Trash]

Gee, some people have all the luck :) Keep us posted - is she from Nigeria? hehehe

[DainBramage]

Dang, she was lieing all along. I bet she didnt love me after all.

[dfwgator]

Did she send a pic?

[Dallas59]

She’s a tart. I got the same message.

[trisham]

Ah, love. It’s wonderful, isn’t it?

[DainBramage]

Nope but I bet shes hot!!

[dfwgator]

Dang, she was lieing all along. I bet she didnt love me after all.

We're here for you, man.

[DainBramage]

Im crest fallen.

[LiberConservative]

Two-timing little slut. She contacted me as well.

[Andonius_99]

I had a similar email come to my FR account only it was a guy who wanted to give me “vast sums of money” from a family in Nigeria. I think I’m going to start 419eater-ing these guys...

[Billthedrill]

Man, don't do that. Do you realize how hard it was to get the Mods to reactivate my account? For your information, Mister, I really am a 13-year-old girl hot for your bod and I have the badge number to prove it. Some people!

[IrishPennant]

Come now...you know what time it is...

[Cecily]

I hear she is very organized and smart.

[DainBramage]

Two timing little slut

Dont call my darlin' names man...she's just confused for awhile...needs some time to think is all.

[TexasNative2000]

Nope but I bet shes hot!!

I'm sure he is........

[Fawn]

I got a simiar letter like that who claimed he found my ‘profile’ on (another site) and ‘was interested in me’. Same kind of broken english. It must be the new scam mail to get you to send them money somehow.

[tgusa]

Those wild’n’crazy Brits .....in London the ‘escorts’ advertise their services by placing their business cards in phone booths. Betcha there’s a virus or two there, too. I hated to even touch the phone.