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Man gets 3-6 years in chicken, fork assaults
Grand Haven Tribune ^
| 12/12/08
| AP
Posted on 12/15/2008 9:57:19 AM PST by DouglasKC
Man gets 3-6 years in chicken, fork assaults
JACKSON (AP) — An Ypsilanti man will spend at least three years in prison for attacking a woman with 10 pounds of frozen chicken after stabbing his mother with a fork.
Jackson County Circuit Judge John McBain on Thursday sentenced Frederick McKaney, 40, to three to six years.
McKaney pleaded guilty in October to felonious assault and domestic assault.
Prosecutors said McKaney stabbed his mother with a fork at her house and later exchanged words with another woman as he rode a stolen bicycle. They said McKaney hit her in the head with a plastic bag of frozen chicken, opening a wound that required five surgical staples to close.
Defense attorney Phillip Berkemeier said McKaney was provoked by the second woman, who used a racial slur. McKaney is black, and the victim is white.
TOPICS: Local News
KEYWORDS: assault; chicken; crime; fork; freepun; hatecrime
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I don't know which is worse...the chicken or the fork.
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posted on
12/15/2008 9:57:20 AM PST
by
DouglasKC
To: DouglasKC
Which came first? the chicken or the fork?...............
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posted on
12/15/2008 9:57:57 AM PST
by
Red Badger
(Never has a man risen so far, so fast and is expected to do so much, for so many, with so little...)
To: DouglasKC
Fowlonious assault?...........
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posted on
12/15/2008 9:59:06 AM PST
by
Red Badger
(Never has a man risen so far, so fast and is expected to do so much, for so many, with so little...)
To: Red Badger
She was probably egging him on.
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posted on
12/15/2008 9:59:56 AM PST
by
JEH_Boston
(Never give up.)
To: Red Badger
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posted on
12/15/2008 10:00:28 AM PST
by
IrishPennant
(Patriotism is strongest when accompanied by bad politics, loyal FRiends and great whiskey)
To: DouglasKC
“... frozen chicken, opening a wound that required five surgical staples...”
Revenge of the Yardbird
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posted on
12/15/2008 10:00:48 AM PST
by
Enosh
(†)
To: Red Badger
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: To hit on the other side.
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posted on
12/15/2008 10:00:56 AM PST
by
DouglasKC
To: DouglasKC
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posted on
12/15/2008 10:01:59 AM PST
by
JRios1968
(Sarah Palin is what Willis was talkin' about!)
To: DouglasKC
A civil lawsuit was considered and abandoned as damages were thought to be chickenfeed.
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posted on
12/15/2008 10:04:12 AM PST
by
NoControllingLegalAuthority
((Barack Obama...stuck on stupid and idle as the world races by him like a bullet train...)
To: DouglasKC
He should just claim he is a demorat...then they will blame the whole thing on the chicken - and Bush.
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posted on
12/15/2008 10:04:21 AM PST
by
IrishPennant
(Patriotism is strongest when accompanied by bad politics, loyal FRiends and great whiskey)
To: DouglasKC
I didn’t know “looser” was a racial slur.
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posted on
12/15/2008 10:04:30 AM PST
by
MaxMax
(I'll welcome death when God calls me. Until then, the fight is on)
To: DouglasKC
I can’t imagine having to spend 3 to 6 years in a chicken!
To: JRios1968
The motherforker was henpecked.
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posted on
12/15/2008 10:06:26 AM PST
by
NoControllingLegalAuthority
((Barack Obama...stuck on stupid and idle as the world races by him like a bullet train...)
To: DouglasKC
The solution is obvious: We need a three day waiting period for frozen chickens..........
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posted on
12/15/2008 10:06:47 AM PST
by
Red Badger
(Never has a man risen so far, so fast and is expected to do so much, for so many, with so little...)
To: DouglasKC
0bama’s going to be forking us pretty soon.
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posted on
12/15/2008 10:08:43 AM PST
by
LiberConservative
(That temperatures are actually falling now illustrates how fast the world is warming.)
To: NoControllingLegalAuthority
That’s no way to address this forking board!
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posted on
12/15/2008 10:11:06 AM PST
by
JRios1968
(Sarah Palin is what Willis was talkin' about!)
To: DouglasKC
They said McKaney hit her in the head with a plastic bag of frozen chicken, opening a wound that required five surgical staples to close. Defense attorney Phillip Berkemeier said McKaney was provoked by the second woman, who used a racial slur. McKaney is black, and the victim is white.
He should be charged with a hate crime if he hit her with white meat....
To: IrishPennant
It will never fly.
It will in this.............
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posted on
12/15/2008 10:13:22 AM PST
by
Red Badger
(Never has a man risen so far, so fast and is expected to do so much, for so many, with so little...)
To: IrishPennant
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posted on
12/15/2008 10:14:09 AM PST
by
Red Badger
(Never has a man risen so far, so fast and is expected to do so much, for so many, with so little...)
To: Red Badger
One of my favorite episodes
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posted on
12/15/2008 10:22:01 AM PST
by
IrishPennant
(Patriotism is strongest when accompanied by bad politics, loyal FRiends and great whiskey)
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