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I don't know which is worse...the chicken or the fork.
1 posted on 12/15/2008 9:57:20 AM PST by DouglasKC
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To: DouglasKC

Which came first? the chicken or the fork?...............


2 posted on 12/15/2008 9:57:57 AM PST by Red Badger (Never has a man risen so far, so fast and is expected to do so much, for so many, with so little...)
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To: DouglasKC

Fowlonious assault?...........


3 posted on 12/15/2008 9:59:06 AM PST by Red Badger (Never has a man risen so far, so fast and is expected to do so much, for so many, with so little...)
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“... frozen chicken, opening a wound that required five surgical staples...”

Revenge of the Yardbird


6 posted on 12/15/2008 10:00:48 AM PST by Enosh (†)
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To: DouglasKC

The Chicken Forker?


8 posted on 12/15/2008 10:01:59 AM PST by JRios1968 (Sarah Palin is what Willis was talkin' about!)
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To: DouglasKC

A civil lawsuit was considered and abandoned as damages were thought to be chickenfeed.


9 posted on 12/15/2008 10:04:12 AM PST by NoControllingLegalAuthority ((Barack Obama...stuck on stupid and idle as the world races by him like a bullet train...)
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He should just claim he is a demorat...then they will blame the whole thing on the chicken - and Bush.


10 posted on 12/15/2008 10:04:21 AM PST by IrishPennant (Patriotism is strongest when accompanied by bad politics, loyal FRiends and great whiskey)
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I didn’t know “looser” was a racial slur.


11 posted on 12/15/2008 10:04:30 AM PST by MaxMax (I'll welcome death when God calls me. Until then, the fight is on)
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I can’t imagine having to spend 3 to 6 years in a chicken!


12 posted on 12/15/2008 10:05:55 AM PST by the_devils_advocate_666
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0bama’s going to be forking us pretty soon.


15 posted on 12/15/2008 10:08:43 AM PST by LiberConservative (That temperatures are actually falling now illustrates how fast the world is warming.)
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They said McKaney hit her in the head with a plastic bag of frozen chicken, opening a wound that required five surgical staples to close.

Defense attorney Phillip Berkemeier said McKaney was provoked by the second woman, who used a racial slur. McKaney is black, and the victim is white.

He should be charged with a hate crime if he hit her with white meat....

17 posted on 12/15/2008 10:12:08 AM PST by DouglasKC
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Frederick McKaney, AKA “Al Capon”


22 posted on 12/15/2008 10:47:14 AM PST by tumblindice
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