Urine Trouble -- Whizzinator Makers Plead Guilty

tmz.com ^ | 11-25-08 | TMZ staff

[dynachrome]

The two whizzes who created a device to beat drugs tests just learned a valuable lesson: You don't pee on the United States government out of a fake penis and tell 'em it's raining.

Robert Catalano and George Wills have just plead guilty in U.S. District Court for conspiring to sell the Whizzinator -- a prosthetic penis sold with a heating device and dried urine which, quite obviously, helps people fake their way through drug tests

[dynachrome]

Free enterprise at its' best, done in by the gov't!

[Terpfen]

Onterrio Smith is still in hiding.

[weegee]

Do why don’t they just use a blood test? They to see men pee?

[MyTwoCopperCoins]

I guess they can go after prosthetic eye makers next, for fake iris patterns.

[dayglored]

> Free enterprise at its' best, done in by the gov't!

So, help me out here... I'm sure it's illegal to use one of these devices to beat a drug test, but why is it illegal to sell one? I can think of other uses for something like this (none particularly socially acceptable, but legal).

[weegee]

Obama will pardon them on January 20th, 2013 after he’s made pot and blow and X and crank and glue legal.

[freebilly]

The streamline engineers face up to eight years in prison and a $500,000 fine.

Gee whiz....

[weegee]

I’m going to sue Hollywood for using fake boobs in movies.

[weegee]

Meanwhile President Bush just pardoned a rapper who was in jail for transporting 31 pounds of liquid cocaine in 2 briefcases (apparently he is so talented that Orin Hatch at Carley Simon appealed for him).

[Drew68]

Robert Catalano and George Wills have just plead guilty in U.S. District Court for conspiring to sell the Whizzinator -- a prosthetic penis sold with a heating device and dried urine which, quite obviously, helps people fake their way through drug tests

How exactly is this illegal? People have sold "masking agents" for years.

[Joe 6-pack]

"...for conspiring to sell the Whizzinator..."

Clever marketers would have sold it under the name "Penis Envoy."

[freebilly]

Meanwhile President Bush just pardoned a rapper who was in jail for transporting 31 pounds of liquid cocaine in 2 briefcases

Maybe he thought it was Whizzinator samples....

[earlJam]

Guilty of what?

Sounds as harmless as selling a radar detector.

[Tainan]

As the lady at the end of the bar was known to say..."I'll keep an eye out for Ya!"

[LongElegantLegs]

Great, now I have coffee on my keyboard...

[js1138]

I thought this was going to be about the space station.

[steel_resolve]

You don't pee on the United States government out of a fake penis and tell 'em it's raining.

Best. opening. line. ever.

[EggsAckley]

I second that.

[tob2]

Just when you think you have heard of everything .....

[muir_redwoods]

If they had presented it as a sex toy for the guys in San Francisco, they could qualify for a government loan instead of facing arrest.