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Vicar went to hospital with potato stuck in bottom (says "fell on vegetable while naked")
telegraph.co.uk ^ | 11/13/08 | Staff

Posted on 11/13/2008 8:38:26 AM PST by KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle

The clergyman, in his 50s, told nurses he had been hanging curtains when he fell backwards on to his kitchen table.

He happened to be nude at the time of the mishap, said the vicar, who insisted he had not been playing a sex game.

The vicar had to undergo a delicate operation to extract the vegetable, one of a range of odd items medics in Sheffield have had to remove from people's backsides or genitals.

Others include a can of deodorant, a cucumber, a Russian doll – and a carnation.

(Excerpt) Read more at telegraph.co.uk ...


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KEYWORDS: bottom; gays; homosexual; homosexualagenda; homosexuals; keywordfrenzy; newpostsnotvisible; nudecurtainhanging; potato; rectum; spudstud; thatswhattheyallsay; vicar
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I shudder to think what sort of picture FReeper martin_fierro is going to use for this one... ;)
1 posted on 11/13/2008 8:38:26 AM PST by KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle
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Ping! ;)


2 posted on 11/13/2008 8:39:05 AM PST by KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle (G-d watch over and protect Sarah Palin and her family.)
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“... as the bishop said to the actress.”


3 posted on 11/13/2008 8:39:38 AM PST by ClearCase_guy
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4 posted on 11/13/2008 8:39:45 AM PST by tomkat ( . . preparing to shrug . .)
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To: KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle

And the potato just “happened” to be standing on end at the time.

(shudder)


5 posted on 11/13/2008 8:39:49 AM PST by George Smiley (Palin is the real deal.)
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To: KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle

“...and a carnation.”

Did they read the card?


6 posted on 11/13/2008 8:40:01 AM PST by MayflowerMadam ("...a hyphenated American is not an American at all." T. Roosevelt)
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To: KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle
Certainly explains this wide grin....


7 posted on 11/13/2008 8:40:53 AM PST by Joe 6-pack (Que me amat, amet et canem meum)
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To: KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle

Come on don’t laugh people - truly this could happen to anyone. And before hanging curtains in the nude, please take a few moments to scan your work areas and make sure there are no potatoes lying about. Could save a lot of discomfort not to say embarrassment later on.


8 posted on 11/13/2008 8:41:05 AM PST by 2 Kool 2 Be 4-Gotten
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9 posted on 11/13/2008 8:41:30 AM PST by null and void (Hypothetically speaking, how do you make Molotov Cocktails when everything comes in plastic bottles?)
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10 posted on 11/13/2008 8:41:38 AM PST by library user
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To: KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle

One time in band camp....


11 posted on 11/13/2008 8:41:55 AM PST by lovecraft (Specialization is for insects.)
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To: KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle

Reminds me of the joke about a guy who had his member enhanced with the trunk of an elephant.


12 posted on 11/13/2008 8:41:58 AM PST by Cboldt
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To: KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle

Seinfeld episode. Corkscrew macaroni sculpture. Couch. George sits down. End episode.


13 posted on 11/13/2008 8:42:05 AM PST by MrB (The 0bamanation: Marxism, Infanticide, Appeasement, Depression, and Thuggery)
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To: KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle

Hashbrowns ?


14 posted on 11/13/2008 8:42:21 AM PST by clamper1797 (BHO ... the 'H" stands for hubris)
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The vicar had to undergo a delicate operation to extract the vegetable,

Having performed a few and witnessed many, once the patient is anesthetized such procedures are anything but "delicate."

15 posted on 11/13/2008 8:42:32 AM PST by CholeraJoe (Bite me, Rhapsody! John Phillip Sousa is NOT Country music.)
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To: KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle

Goodness, lets just be thankful he didn’t land on a pet gerbil or worse.

Poor fella.


16 posted on 11/13/2008 8:42:36 AM PST by BGHater (The GOP, the new DNC.)
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To: KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle

Keep on looking.

They may find a hampster, too?


17 posted on 11/13/2008 8:42:59 AM PST by george76 (Ward Churchill : Fake Indian, Fake Scholarship, and Fake Art)
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To: KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle

"One in a million shot, Doc. One in a Million!!"

18 posted on 11/13/2008 8:43:01 AM PST by Cincinatus (Omnia relinquit servare Rempublicam)
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To: MrB

A million to one shot doc, a million to one.


19 posted on 11/13/2008 8:43:15 AM PST by Red in Blue PA (Little known fact: Barack Obama translated into Kenyan means "Jimmy Carter")
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20 posted on 11/13/2008 8:43:24 AM PST by texas_mrs
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