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Vicar went to hospital with potato stuck in bottom (says "fell on vegetable while naked")
telegraph.co.uk ^
| 11/13/08
| Staff
Posted on 11/13/2008 8:38:26 AM PST by KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle
The clergyman, in his 50s, told nurses he had been hanging curtains when he fell backwards on to his kitchen table.
He happened to be nude at the time of the mishap, said the vicar, who insisted he had not been playing a sex game.
The vicar had to undergo a delicate operation to extract the vegetable, one of a range of odd items medics in Sheffield have had to remove from people's backsides or genitals.
Others include a can of deodorant, a cucumber, a Russian doll – and a carnation.
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KEYWORDS: bottom; gays; homosexual; homosexualagenda; homosexuals; keywordfrenzy; newpostsnotvisible; nudecurtainhanging; potato; rectum; spudstud; thatswhattheyallsay; vicar
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I shudder to think what sort of picture FReeper martin_fierro is going to use for this one... ;)
To: martin_fierro; Mr. Silverback; PJ-Comix; Slings and Arrows
To: KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle
“... as the bishop said to the actress.”
To: KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle
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posted on
11/13/2008 8:39:45 AM PST
by
tomkat
( . . preparing to shrug . .)
To: KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle
And the potato just “happened” to be standing on end at the time.
(shudder)
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posted on
11/13/2008 8:39:49 AM PST
by
George Smiley
(Palin is the real deal.)
To: KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle
“...and a carnation.”
Did they read the card?
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posted on
11/13/2008 8:40:01 AM PST
by
MayflowerMadam
("...a hyphenated American is not an American at all." T. Roosevelt)
To: KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle
Certainly explains this wide grin....
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posted on
11/13/2008 8:40:53 AM PST
by
Joe 6-pack
(Que me amat, amet et canem meum)
To: KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle
Come on don’t laugh people - truly this could happen to anyone. And before hanging curtains in the nude, please take a few moments to scan your work areas and make sure there are no potatoes lying about. Could save a lot of discomfort not to say embarrassment later on.
To: George Smiley
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posted on
11/13/2008 8:41:30 AM PST
by
null and void
(Hypothetically speaking, how do you make Molotov Cocktails when everything comes in plastic bottles?)
To: KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle
To: KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle
One time in band camp....
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posted on
11/13/2008 8:41:55 AM PST
by
lovecraft
(Specialization is for insects.)
To: KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle
Reminds me of the joke about a guy who had his member enhanced with the trunk of an elephant.
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posted on
11/13/2008 8:41:58 AM PST
by
Cboldt
To: KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle
Seinfeld episode. Corkscrew macaroni sculpture. Couch. George sits down. End episode.
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posted on
11/13/2008 8:42:05 AM PST
by
MrB
(The 0bamanation: Marxism, Infanticide, Appeasement, Depression, and Thuggery)
To: KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle
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posted on
11/13/2008 8:42:21 AM PST
by
clamper1797
(BHO ... the 'H" stands for hubris)
To: KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle
The vicar had to undergo a delicate operation to extract the vegetable,Having performed a few and witnessed many, once the patient is anesthetized such procedures are anything but "delicate."
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posted on
11/13/2008 8:42:32 AM PST
by
CholeraJoe
(Bite me, Rhapsody! John Phillip Sousa is NOT Country music.)
To: KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle
Goodness, lets just be thankful he didn’t land on a pet gerbil or worse.
Poor fella.
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posted on
11/13/2008 8:42:36 AM PST
by
BGHater
(The GOP, the new DNC.)
To: KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle
Keep on looking.
They may find a hampster, too?
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posted on
11/13/2008 8:42:59 AM PST
by
george76
(Ward Churchill : Fake Indian, Fake Scholarship, and Fake Art)
To: KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle
"One in a million shot, Doc. One in a Million!!"
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posted on
11/13/2008 8:43:01 AM PST
by
Cincinatus
(Omnia relinquit servare Rempublicam)
To: MrB
A million to one shot doc, a million to one.
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posted on
11/13/2008 8:43:15 AM PST
by
Red in Blue PA
(Little known fact: Barack Obama translated into Kenyan means "Jimmy Carter")
To: KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle
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