Posted on 11/13/2008 8:38:26 AM PST by KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle
The clergyman, in his 50s, told nurses he had been hanging curtains when he fell backwards on to his kitchen table.
He happened to be nude at the time of the mishap, said the vicar, who insisted he had not been playing a sex game.
The vicar had to undergo a delicate operation to extract the vegetable, one of a range of odd items medics in Sheffield have had to remove from people's backsides or genitals.
Others include a can of deodorant, a cucumber, a Russian doll – and a carnation.
(Excerpt) Read more at telegraph.co.uk ...
The Masonic ring around the penis was a tough one, too.
Badaboom!!
Snort! At least I’m not posting pictures.
And a bouncy, bouncy ball for when you get bored!
Mr. PH: “Monkey chow? What’s that for?”
Mrs. PH: “Why, the monkeys, of course!”
Dick-tater? :P
yet.....
Why would anybody put something in their urethra? Wouldn’t that hurt? Would it be mainly masochists who would do this?
And the Headline Read....
“Vicar Violated Via Vegetable”!
Since you seem to be a medical expert on this phenomenon, let me ask you - is it possible to fall on an object and have it insert itself somewhere? It seems to me that you’d just fall on it and smash it, or it might bruise or cut you, but just to fall on something and have it disappear? Seems unlikely.
So why bother with the elaborate stories? I mean, who, especially a vicar, is hanging curtains while naked?? There’s no way he thought people would believe him, so he should just admit he’s a freak and let the medics do what they have to do. : )
This thread will go down in history. Trust.
Go to your room. ;)
Thats what they call John Wayne toilet paper. Rough, tough and take no $%!# off of Indian.
Or,perhaps, “Taking a Tater in the Tail-Then Tells Tall Tale”...
Touche’ LOL
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Coward. ;)
Especially those upright potatoes.
They are quite dangerous.
My opinion is "No." But stranger things have happened. Usually when that does happen, it's something sharp and it tears the rectum. I've seen metal fence stakes, tent stakes etc. do that.
Maybe "Mythbusters" would tackle this one.
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