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Vicar went to hospital with potato stuck in bottom (says "fell on vegetable while naked")
telegraph.co.uk ^
| 11/13/08
| Staff
Posted on 11/13/2008 8:38:26 AM PST by KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle
The clergyman, in his 50s, told nurses he had been hanging curtains when he fell backwards on to his kitchen table.
He happened to be nude at the time of the mishap, said the vicar, who insisted he had not been playing a sex game.
The vicar had to undergo a delicate operation to extract the vegetable, one of a range of odd items medics in Sheffield have had to remove from people's backsides or genitals.
Others include a can of deodorant, a cucumber, a Russian doll – and a carnation.
(Excerpt) Read more at telegraph.co.uk ...
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KEYWORDS: bottom; gays; homosexual; homosexualagenda; homosexuals; keywordfrenzy; newpostsnotvisible; nudecurtainhanging; potato; rectum; spudstud; thatswhattheyallsay; vicar
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To: KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle
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posted on
11/13/2008 9:16:08 AM PST
by
buccaneer81
(Bob Taft has soiled the family name for the next century.)
To: Allegra
A group of activist broke into his house, and abused him. Saying that was his punishment for supporting propositon 8.
122
posted on
11/13/2008 9:16:24 AM PST
by
Brookhaven
(Those Guys Are Jerks)
To: kalee
I don’t know how to post picturesSee here...
123
posted on
11/13/2008 9:17:00 AM PST
by
null and void
(Hypothetically speaking, how do you make Molotov Cocktails when everything comes in plastic bottles?)
To: mkleesma
“What possible excuse could there be for having a vacuum cleaner tube attached...
C'mon. Think about it! LOL
124
posted on
11/13/2008 9:17:57 AM PST
by
beckysueb
(Drill here! Drill now!)
To: KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle
125
posted on
11/13/2008 9:18:27 AM PST
by
org.whodat
( "the Whipped Dog Party" , what was formally the republicans.)
To: beckysueb
Yeah, but having to go to the hospital like that really sucks!
126
posted on
11/13/2008 9:18:53 AM PST
by
null and void
(Hypothetically speaking, how do you make Molotov Cocktails when everything comes in plastic bottles?)
To: warsaw44
Its wasn’t a VC it was a US soldier, but apparently the VC did a covert operation and succeeded with this guy...lol!
127
posted on
11/13/2008 9:19:02 AM PST
by
Edizzl79
(you want my guns..come and get em...I dare ya....)
To: KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle
To: beckysueb
C'mon. Think about it!... says the woman with "Drill Here! Drill Now!" as her tagline. ;)
To: aruanan
Maybe it should be called a Brown Eye?
130
posted on
11/13/2008 9:19:57 AM PST
by
jim35
(A racist is someone who is winning an argument with a liberal.)
To: KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle
131
posted on
11/13/2008 9:20:00 AM PST
by
GLH3IL
(Bolshevik Barry - change you can believe in comrade.)
To: BGHater
132
posted on
11/13/2008 9:20:26 AM PST
by
MeanWestTexan
(Michael Savage = Tokio Rose of Talk Radio = Purpose is to Demoralize the Right)
To: null and void
133
posted on
11/13/2008 9:20:52 AM PST
by
kalee
To: CholeraJoe
Wincing at anything with “urethra” in the description.
134
posted on
11/13/2008 9:21:04 AM PST
by
IYAS9YAS
(Ever notice that Obama supporters chant "O-Bahm-AH" while McCain/Palin supporters chant "U-S-A".)
To: KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle
To: HuntsvilleTxVeteran
Charlotte, the harlot, the girl we adore,
The pride of the prairie, the cowpuncher’s whore.
I’d post the rest of lyrics, but I don’t think they’d stay up long ...
136
posted on
11/13/2008 9:21:15 AM PST
by
ArrogantBustard
(Western Civilization is Aborting, Buggering, and Contracepting itself out of existence.)
To: KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle
Hey Vicar, the fish is delicious but the chips taste like s***
137
posted on
11/13/2008 9:21:30 AM PST
by
daku
(Obama has experience pouring out of those big ears of his.)
To: CholeraJoe
you are such a show off with your show and tell extractions! ; )
138
posted on
11/13/2008 9:21:41 AM PST
by
xsmommy
To: kalee
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posted on
11/13/2008 9:22:10 AM PST
by
null and void
(Hypothetically speaking, how do you make Molotov Cocktails when everything comes in plastic bottles?)
To: KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle; martin_fierro; Charles Henrickson
Some clergymen are known to “cross the Tiber,” while apparently some floss the tuber...
140
posted on
11/13/2008 9:22:25 AM PST
by
mikrofon
(Half-baked concept)
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