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Vicar went to hospital with potato stuck in bottom (says "fell on vegetable while naked")
telegraph.co.uk ^
| 11/13/08
| Staff
Posted on 11/13/2008 8:38:26 AM PST by KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle
The clergyman, in his 50s, told nurses he had been hanging curtains when he fell backwards on to his kitchen table.
He happened to be nude at the time of the mishap, said the vicar, who insisted he had not been playing a sex game.
The vicar had to undergo a delicate operation to extract the vegetable, one of a range of odd items medics in Sheffield have had to remove from people's backsides or genitals.
Others include a can of deodorant, a cucumber, a Russian doll and a carnation.
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KEYWORDS: bottom; gays; homosexual; homosexualagenda; homosexuals; keywordfrenzy; newpostsnotvisible; nudecurtainhanging; potato; rectum; spudstud; thatswhattheyallsay; vicar
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To: KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle
I remember just yesterday it was gerbils, ahh the old days.
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posted on
11/13/2008 8:56:34 AM PST
by
MaxMax
(I'll welcome death when God calls me. Until then, the fight is on)
To: Allegra
82
posted on
11/13/2008 8:56:38 AM PST
by
mlocher
(USA is a sovereign nation)
To: null and void
83
posted on
11/13/2008 8:57:19 AM PST
by
ErnBatavia
(Cuba got "Change"...in 1959)
To: ClearCase_guy; martin_fierro; null and void
84
posted on
11/13/2008 8:57:28 AM PST
by
Red Badger
(Hey! Look on the bright side! At least Joe Biden is out of the Senate!..........)
To: Edizzl79
whoa - I had heard the VC could sneak right up on an American base, but to be able to do so, assault a grunt with a cucumber and make a clean getaway? Thats one for the history books.
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posted on
11/13/2008 8:57:37 AM PST
by
warsaw44
To: KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle
Others include a can of deodorant, a cucumber, a Russian doll and a carnation.Russian doll and a potato....spudnick!
86
posted on
11/13/2008 8:57:53 AM PST
by
chemicalman
(We'll see if it was really all Bush's fault.)
To: CholeraJoe
Plastic fishing worm - male urethraI hope it was not one of those plastic worms with the hook already in it!
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posted on
11/13/2008 8:58:15 AM PST
by
mlocher
(USA is a sovereign nation)
To: ClearCase_guy; martin_fierro; null and void
88
posted on
11/13/2008 8:58:23 AM PST
by
Red Badger
(Hey! Look on the bright side! At least Joe Biden is out of the Senate!..........)
To: Aria
“What possible excuse could there be for having a vacuum cleaner tube attached...or a banana....eewwwww”
Funny thing is, I remember the Woman with the Banana episode was the same excuse - hanging curtains (without underwear on), and fell on the fruit bowl...must be a much more common experience than we think.
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posted on
11/13/2008 8:58:45 AM PST
by
mkleesma
(`Call to me, and I will answer you and tell you great and unsearchable things you do not know.')
To: library user
Sounds as bad as the hemorrhoid surgery patient who became addicted to the “thrill of his therapeutic inserts...”
90
posted on
11/13/2008 8:59:07 AM PST
by
Old Professer
(The critic writes with rapier pen, dips it twice, then writes again.)
To: Slings and Arrows; Xenalyte
Best thread title of the day ping.
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posted on
11/13/2008 8:59:16 AM PST
by
Allegra
To: mlocher
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posted on
11/13/2008 9:00:19 AM PST
by
CholeraJoe
(Bite me, Rhapsody! John Phillip Sousa is NOT Country music.)
To: CholeraJoe; SortaBichy; Delmont
arrrrgh...ping to number 75
93
posted on
11/13/2008 9:00:32 AM PST
by
ErnBatavia
(Cuba got "Change"...in 1959)
To: CholeraJoe
94
posted on
11/13/2008 9:00:38 AM PST
by
Aria
("An America that could elect Sarah Palin might still save itself." Vin Suprynowicz)
To: Red in Blue PA
To: library user
Did they really need to get specific as to the nationality of the doll? LOL. Russian doll, French doll, Vietnamese doll.... ???!!! Does it really make a difference?!
yes it does
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posted on
11/13/2008 9:01:11 AM PST
by
ari-freedom
(So this is how Liberty dies... with thunderous applause)
To: library user
97
posted on
11/13/2008 9:01:14 AM PST
by
Red in Blue PA
(Little known fact: Barack Obama translated into Kenyan means "Jimmy Carter")
To: KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle
On a Saturday night a man walked into a pub, and he had a monkey on his shoulder. The monkey scampers over to the billy-yard table, picks up the cue ball, then puts it in his mouth and swallows it.
The man returns with the monkey the following weekend. The monkey hops on to the bar, picks up an olive, sticks it up his bum, then swallows it whole.
The shocked bartender says, “I saw that—that was disgusting!”
The man replied, “He always measure things now, after swallowing that cue ball.”
To: CholeraJoe
Unfortunately, yes.Ouch!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
99
posted on
11/13/2008 9:01:49 AM PST
by
mlocher
(USA is a sovereign nation)
To: MaxMax
A couple years ago there was a Boston police raid on some freaky place where illicit sex was going on. I think it was in some abandoned factory and from the size of the raid the sex club was a large scale business. There was a partial list of items removed from the factory and it included ‘ a cage of hamsters. ‘.
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