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****The Official Friday Silliness Thread****
Posted on 11/07/2008 4:46:27 AM PST by Lucky9teen
Ah....what a week! I think it's time for some REAL silliness!
Knock Knock...
Who's there?
Kenya
Kenya Who?
Kenya tell me where Obama was born?
Q: What do you get when you cross a crooked politician with a crooked lawyer?
A: Barack Obama
A teacher asked her 6th grade class how many of them were Obama fans. Not really knowing what an Obama fan is, but wanting to be liked by the teacher, all the kids raised their hands except for little Johnny. The teacher asked Little Johnny why he has decided to be different.
Little Johnny said, 'Because I'm not an Obama fan.'
The teacher asked, 'Why aren't you an Obama fan?'
Johnny said, 'Because I'm a Republican.'
The teacher asked him why he's a Republican.
Little Johnny answered, 'Well, my Mom's a Republican and my Dad's a Republican, so I'm a Republican.'
Annoyed by this answer, the teacher asked, 'If your mom was a moron and your dad was an idiot, what would that make you?'
With a big smile, Little Johnny replied, 'That would make me an Obama fan.
TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: freepun; humor; letgo; obamatransitionfile; ofst; silliness
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To: Lucky9teen
To: LongElegantLegs
I’ve gotten several Obama texts....none are postable here...
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posted on
11/07/2008 7:12:45 AM PST
by
Jersey Republican Biker Chick
(You cannot help the wage earner by pulling down the wage payer. - Abraham Lincoln)
To: Lucky9teen
Must Watch:
The Onion presents OZOMBIES !
Ozombies
To: bmwcyle
44
posted on
11/07/2008 7:19:48 AM PST
by
OrioleFan
(Republicans believe every day is the 4th of July, democrats believe every day is April 15)
To: martin_fierro
Brokeback II?
45
posted on
11/07/2008 7:21:28 AM PST
by
al_c
(Avoid the consequences of erudite vernacular utilized irrespective of necessity)
To: TexasCajun
To: mewzilla
47
posted on
11/07/2008 7:23:04 AM PST
by
Bookwoman
("...and I am unanimous in this..")
To: Lucky9teen
"I for one will NOT welcome our new Marxist overlords."
48
posted on
11/07/2008 7:23:11 AM PST
by
OB1kNOb
(NOBAMA NOHOW NOWHERE NOWAY NEVER !)
To: Lucky9teen
Not to pull the thread into seriousness, but the faster you get over being bitter, the better you’ll help the conservative movement.
I’m not preaching down to hear, I’mhoping to simply join in the choir of angels in your ear: We’re all in the position of Luke Skywalker seeing that the shields are still up! We (conservatives) have lost elections, but we’ve also lost incompetent, insincere overlords in the conservative movement (Bush, McCain, Libby Dole). Let’s be happy warriors, knowing our cause is just and intent is true. And no hating on Obama because of what he’s done in the past, just expose his POLICIES (not his motivations or his sins) and offer a better solution.
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posted on
11/07/2008 7:28:19 AM PST
by
dangus
To: Jersey Republican Biker Chick
50
posted on
11/07/2008 7:30:51 AM PST
by
Lucky9teen
(We learn from history that we do not learn anything from history.)
To: TexasCajun
51
posted on
11/07/2008 7:41:07 AM PST
by
OrioleFan
(Republicans believe every day is the 4th of July, democrats believe every day is April 15)
To: Lucky9teen; Tijeras_Slim; CholeraJoe; Jersey Republican Biker Chick; JRios1968
We need silliness more than ever!
52
posted on
11/07/2008 7:44:30 AM PST
by
Allegra
To: Allegra
53
posted on
11/07/2008 7:47:18 AM PST
by
JRios1968
(Sarah Palin smash Hulk!)
To: JRios1968
54
posted on
11/07/2008 7:52:11 AM PST
by
Allegra
To: JRios1968
55
posted on
11/07/2008 7:52:38 AM PST
by
Lucky9teen
(We learn from history that we do not learn anything from history.)
To: Lucky9teen
56
posted on
11/07/2008 7:56:13 AM PST
by
Tatze
(I'm in a state of taglinelessness!)
To: dangus
57
posted on
11/07/2008 7:56:19 AM PST
by
Lucky9teen
(We learn from history that we do not learn anything from history.)
To: Tatze
58
posted on
11/07/2008 7:58:14 AM PST
by
Lucky9teen
(We learn from history that we do not learn anything from history.)
To: Allegra
59
posted on
11/07/2008 8:00:37 AM PST
by
Lucky9teen
(We learn from history that we do not learn anything from history.)
To: TexasCajun
I don’t blame the dog for biting anyone in the media.
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posted on
11/07/2008 8:03:50 AM PST
by
do the dhue
(They've got us surrounded again. The poor bastards. General Creighton Abrams)
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