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****The Official Friday Silliness Thread****

Posted on 11/07/2008 4:46:27 AM PST by Lucky9teen

Ah....what a week! I think it's time for some REAL silliness!



Knock Knock...

Who's there?

Kenya

Kenya Who?

Kenya tell me where Obama was born?



Q: What do you get when you cross a crooked politician with a crooked lawyer?
A: Barack Obama



A teacher asked her 6th grade class how many of them were Obama fans. Not really knowing what an Obama fan is, but wanting to be liked by the teacher, all the kids raised their hands except for little Johnny. The teacher asked Little Johnny why he has decided to be different.

Little Johnny said, 'Because I'm not an Obama fan.'

The teacher asked, 'Why aren't you an Obama fan?'

Johnny said, 'Because I'm a Republican.'

The teacher asked him why he's a Republican.

Little Johnny answered, 'Well, my Mom's a Republican and my Dad's a Republican, so I'm a Republican.'

Annoyed by this answer, the teacher asked, 'If your mom was a moron and your dad was an idiot, what would that make you?'

With a big smile, Little Johnny replied, 'That would make me an Obama fan.




TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: freepun; humor; letgo; obamatransitionfile; ofst; silliness
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And yes...I am a bit bitter about it....you gotta problem with that?

1 posted on 11/07/2008 4:46:28 AM PST by Lucky9teen
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To: Lucky9teen
Hi! Thanks for the thread and the giggles!

And since we're starting with some editorial cartoons, here's today's Ramirez from IBD :)

2 posted on 11/07/2008 4:50:35 AM PST by mewzilla (In politics the middle way is none at all. John Adams)
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To: Lucky9teen

Good stuff Lucky!!!

Kenya find a good newspaper to quote from these days?

Kenya find a great newsprogram to watch?

The list is huge!

This is better than Gotcha!!


3 posted on 11/07/2008 4:51:57 AM PST by imintrouble
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To: imintrouble

In before 10


4 posted on 11/07/2008 4:52:35 AM PST by Dacula (So long and thanks for all the fish.)
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To: Lucky9teen
TOP FIVE!

A good weekend to all. Let the silliness begin!

5 posted on 11/07/2008 4:53:35 AM PST by Rummyfan (Iraq: it's not about Iraq anymore, it's about the USA!)
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To: 2111USMC; 21stCenturion; 2ndDivisionVet; 3AngelaD; 4mycountry; 5Madman2; 66-442hot; ...



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Bring on the silliness....and let's cheer each other up!!!

6 posted on 11/07/2008 4:53:41 AM PST by Lucky9teen (We learn from history that we do not learn anything from history.)
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To: Lucky9teen

Unfortunately, I can’t repeat any of the Obama jokes I’ve heard...


7 posted on 11/07/2008 4:57:25 AM PST by LongElegantLegs (Deplore the profligate scattering of corpses!)
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To: Lucky9teen

http://barackobamajokes.googlepages.com/home


8 posted on 11/07/2008 4:59:39 AM PST by Mojave (http://www.americanbacklash.com/)
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To: Lucky9teen

In before ten?


9 posted on 11/07/2008 4:59:40 AM PST by CPOSharky (Coming up: Four years of Jimmuh Cartah on crack.)
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To: LongElegantLegs
Whisper them to me.
10 posted on 11/07/2008 5:00:04 AM PST by The_Victor (If all I want is a warm feeling, I should just wet my pants.)
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To: Lucky9teen
Truly appreciate those who can be silly about Obama at this point.

(I can't quite do it yet.)


11 posted on 11/07/2008 5:03:35 AM PST by PBRSTREETGANG
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To: LongElegantLegs
Me neither.. but some darn good ones are floating around..

Knock Knock.

Who's There ?

Eyes

Eyes who ?

Eyes your new President

12 posted on 11/07/2008 5:03:35 AM PST by Eagle50AE (Pray for our Armed Forces. Go Palin 2012)
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To: The_Victor

I should be able to say them...After all, racism is dead!!

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Now that’s funny.


13 posted on 11/07/2008 5:04:27 AM PST by LongElegantLegs (Deplore the profligate scattering of corpses!)
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To: Lucky9teen
THIS IS TOO FUNNY
14 posted on 11/07/2008 5:05:55 AM PST by bmwcyle (Primary support for McCain and Huck showed complete stupidity)
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To: Lucky9teen
3OH!3 said it best:

"Don't Trust a ho, Don't Trust me."

15 posted on 11/07/2008 5:11:49 AM PST by CholeraJoe (And turn it up on your radio, I got 200 seconds and I'm ready to go,)
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To: Lucky9teen

Yippppppppppppeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee! It’s FRIDAY!!! It’s been a tough week!


16 posted on 11/07/2008 5:12:46 AM PST by rockabyebaby (Say what you feel, those who matter don't mind, those who mind don't matter.)
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To: Eagle50AE
Well, they're headed to the White House

18 posted on 11/07/2008 5:15:09 AM PST by fredhead (Obama wants to kill babies and raise taxes. Palin wants to kill taxes and raise babies.)
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To: fredhead

My apologies to Buddy Ebsen, Irene Ryan, Donna Douglas, and Max Baer for the above picture.


19 posted on 11/07/2008 5:17:16 AM PST by fredhead (Obama wants to kill babies and raise taxes. Palin wants to kill taxes and raise babies.)
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To: bmwcyle

OMG. The people who made this video have a great sense of humor and satire. But I bet they voted for 0bama anyway ;-p


20 posted on 11/07/2008 5:20:12 AM PST by Blueflag (Res ipsa loquitur)
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