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Gotta Love Those Old Retired People!!!!!

Posted on 10/29/2008 7:12:53 PM PDT by jvernon

Sorry to post a vanity, but I thought it was funny and should be shared

Working people frequently ask retired people what they do to make their days interesting. Well, for example, the other day I went downtown and into a shop. I was only there for about 5 minutes and when I came out there was a cop writing out a parking ticket. I said to him, "Come on, man, how about giving a retired person a break?" He ignored me and continued writing the ticket. I called him a "Nazi." He glared at me and wrote another ticket for having worn tires. So I called him a "doughnut eating Gestapo." He finished the second ticket and put it on the windshield with the first. Then he wrote a third ticket. This went on for about 20 minutes. The more I abused him the more tickets he wrote. Personally, I didn't care. I came downtown on the bus, and the car that he was putting the tickets on had a bumper sticker that said "Obama in '08." I try to have a little fun each day now that I'm retired. It's important to my health.


TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: oldiebutgoodie

1 posted on 10/29/2008 7:12:53 PM PDT by jvernon
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Oh my I have tears in my eyes from laughing, lol. That is too cute.
2 posted on 10/29/2008 7:21:11 PM PDT by angelsonmyside
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That is a great one every election.


3 posted on 10/29/2008 7:21:48 PM PDT by A CA Guy ( God Bless America, God bless and keep safe our fighting men and women.)
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LOL!


4 posted on 10/29/2008 7:21:48 PM PDT by Timeout (The Brits have their royal family. We have our privileged "public servant" class.)
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I’m LOL. Mrs Magslinger is LOL. My daughter is on the phone and wondering what the LOL is about.


5 posted on 10/29/2008 7:25:58 PM PDT by magslinger (I am Joe.)
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Thanks !!

The first time I’ve laughed today !!!


6 posted on 10/29/2008 7:26:31 PM PDT by Thinkin
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That is funny. Thanks for todays giggle.
I shared it already and the rest of the family is laughing too.


7 posted on 10/29/2008 7:32:20 PM PDT by donnab (Will the real Obama please stand up?)
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LOL


8 posted on 10/29/2008 7:35:47 PM PDT by victim soul
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FOTFL


9 posted on 10/29/2008 7:37:34 PM PDT by GoLightly
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“Retirement” is what a Senator Government supporter calls it when he runs out of government programs to switch between and settles in to collect Social Security checks others were taxed for.


10 posted on 10/29/2008 7:38:28 PM PDT by BobbyT
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HAHA! Glad you vanitied!


11 posted on 10/29/2008 8:13:38 PM PDT by uvular
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Glad I could make you all smile


12 posted on 10/29/2008 8:17:57 PM PDT by jvernon (http://opinionsofacraftymother.blogspot.com/)
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LOL.

Reminds me of the one about the guy who backed into a car parked behind him and wrote a note that he placed under the windshield wiper. The note said, “All the people who saw me hit you think I am writing down my name, number and insurance information. I am not.”


13 posted on 10/29/2008 9:16:20 PM PDT by JoeProBono
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14 posted on 10/29/2008 11:10:33 PM PDT by philman_36
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