Posted on 10/29/2008 7:12:53 PM PDT by jvernon
Sorry to post a vanity, but I thought it was funny and should be shared
Working people frequently ask retired people what they do to make their days interesting. Well, for example, the other day I went downtown and into a shop. I was only there for about 5 minutes and when I came out there was a cop writing out a parking ticket. I said to him, "Come on, man, how about giving a retired person a break?" He ignored me and continued writing the ticket. I called him a "Nazi." He glared at me and wrote another ticket for having worn tires. So I called him a "doughnut eating Gestapo." He finished the second ticket and put it on the windshield with the first. Then he wrote a third ticket. This went on for about 20 minutes. The more I abused him the more tickets he wrote. Personally, I didn't care. I came downtown on the bus, and the car that he was putting the tickets on had a bumper sticker that said "Obama in '08." I try to have a little fun each day now that I'm retired. It's important to my health.
That is a great one every election.
LOL!
I’m LOL. Mrs Magslinger is LOL. My daughter is on the phone and wondering what the LOL is about.
Thanks !!
The first time I’ve laughed today !!!
That is funny. Thanks for todays giggle.
I shared it already and the rest of the family is laughing too.
LOL
FOTFL
“Retirement” is what a Senator Government supporter calls it when he runs out of government programs to switch between and settles in to collect Social Security checks others were taxed for.
HAHA! Glad you vanitied!
Glad I could make you all smile
LOL.
Reminds me of the one about the guy who backed into a car parked behind him and wrote a note that he placed under the windshield wiper. The note said, “All the people who saw me hit you think I am writing down my name, number and insurance information. I am not.”
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