Free Republic
Browse · Search
General/Chat
Topics · Post Article

Skip to comments.

I didn't get picked for jury duty today.
10/06/08 | Sekf

Posted on 10/06/2008 6:04:04 PM PDT by Blood of Tyrants

It was just a little civil case with just 5 witnesses total. The attorney for the plaintiff began by asking general questions of the jurors. What is your name, where do you work, do you vote Dem or Rep, and one other question, what do you think of the economy, i.e. who is to blame.

Well as you can guess, most of the sheeple said that it was the greedy executives, yada, yada. When he got to me, he forgot to ask MY opinion. So being the meek, little, wall flower that I am, I spoke up and said, "You didn't as me what I think of the economic mess." Since he didn't know me very well, he says, "I'm sorry, what is your opinion of the matter?"

That's all I needed. I said, "Sure there was greed and corruption, but you can lay every bit of it at the feet of the Democrats in Congress who three years ago stood in front of a hearing involving the CEO of Freddie Mac and knowingly covered up for his cooking the books."

I think I took most people off guard.

Anyway, when it came time to select jurors, I was the very first one dismissed. The other jurors got a laugh at that as I got up and and said, "Gee, I wonder why?"

I think they will remember me.


TOPICS: Business/Economy; Humor
KEYWORDS: corruption; economy; juryduty
Navigation: use the links below to view more comments.
first previous 1-2021-4041-47 last
To: Blood of Tyrants
I didn't get picked for jury duty today. In related news, I didn't win the lottery today.
41 posted on 10/07/2008 9:39:40 AM PDT by RightFighter (That Sarah Palin. She's so hot right now!)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: SMARTY

When I was called to jury duty, it was for a civil case involving a young woman who bought a POS car and was suing the seller. The defense attorney saw from the form I had filled out that I am a technician. He asked me what kind of tech, and I answered him electronics. I stayed on the jury. If I had said automotive, I wouldn’t have been there. Little did he know that I am very well versed in automotive repair (restoring my own classic VW).

Anyway, the judge threw the case out, and apologized for wasting the jury’s time. The plaintiff’s attorney didn’t even have proof of her owning the car, much less the receipt for the repairs that she had done. The judge also gave that attorney a good dressing down.


42 posted on 10/07/2008 10:30:04 AM PDT by fredhead (Obama wants to kill babies and raise taxes. Palin wants to kill taxes and raise babies.)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 32 | View Replies]

To: blau993

I swore to answer the questions truthfully. And I did.


43 posted on 10/07/2008 4:23:38 PM PDT by Blood of Tyrants (G-d is not a Republican. But Satan is definitely a Democrat. And so is Obama.)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 35 | View Replies]

To: Defiant

American Idol and Oprah / Elizabeth and Whoopie.

What would you do with that juror?


44 posted on 10/07/2008 4:27:17 PM PDT by LakeLady (I was my mama's October surprise!!!! /Defeat Nobama /Bidet)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 7 | View Replies]

To: LakeLady
Am I plaintiff or defense?

What kind of case is it?

In general, if I hear you post on FR, you have 5 times the brain of a typical juror, and so I will want you if I need people to understand the facts and the law. If I need them to "feel" something, then you want Dems and Oprah fans.

I don't usually take plaintiffs cases,but if I do, they are meritorious.

45 posted on 10/07/2008 4:34:54 PM PDT by Defiant (With Barney Frank, a reach across the aisle just becomes a reach-around.)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 44 | View Replies]

To: Defiant

I’m your girl then!! LOL
Our neighbor is ADA and we have a ball theorizing jury situations.
When I was called for the grand jury I was so excited. I really wanted to do it. As soon as I started filling out the questionnaire I was taken aback. I didn’t realize they could ask those questions. I was waiting for them to require my bra size!


46 posted on 10/07/2008 4:41:15 PM PDT by LakeLady (I was my mama's October surprise!!!! /Defeat Nobama /Bidet)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 45 | View Replies]

To: Blood of Tyrants

I know what you did. Don’t try to bullshit me.


47 posted on 10/07/2008 6:55:36 PM PDT by blau993 (Fight Gerbil Swarming)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 43 | View Replies]


Navigation: use the links below to view more comments.
first previous 1-2021-4041-47 last

Disclaimer: Opinions posted on Free Republic are those of the individual posters and do not necessarily represent the opinion of Free Republic or its management. All materials posted herein are protected by copyright law and the exemption for fair use of copyrighted works.

Free Republic
Browse · Search
General/Chat
Topics · Post Article

FreeRepublic, LLC, PO BOX 9771, FRESNO, CA 93794
FreeRepublic.com is powered by software copyright 2000-2008 John Robinson