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Possible "Obama loses" headlines (Add your own!)
Me ^
| 9/11/08
| Me
Posted on 09/11/2008 6:44:33 PM PDT by Callahan
Since McPalin is on a roll of late, I figured I would help the MSM prep headlines for an Obama loss:
Surprised:
O CRAP
Pessimistic:
AMERICA SAYS NOPE TO HOPE
Historical:
I HAVE A DRUBBING
Persistent:
BARACK TO THE DRAWING BOARD
Youthful:
BAROCKED
Disappointed:
OBUMMER
WoT:
OBAMA LOSES, TERRORISTS SADDENED
New York Time-ish
ELECTION STOLEN, WOMEN AND CHILDREN HARDEST HIT
Race card:
RACIST RED STATES ROB ROCK STAR
Denial:
OBAMA WINS! OBAMA WINS! McCAIN TO LIVE IN WHITEHOUSE
Hollywood:
A STAR IS ABORTED
Geeky:
OBAMA PWNED
Messianic:
LIGHTS OUT ON THE LIGHTWORKER
Liberation theology:
OBAMA CRUCIFIED BY THE McMAN
Media-centric:
MEDIA McCRUSHED
Palin-obsessed:
OBAMA LOSS OVERSHADOWED BY PROSPECT OF PALIN PREGNANCY
Moonbat:
BUSHITLER KICKED OUT OF OFFICE, CHAVEZ BACKS OBAMA INSURGENCY
TOPICS: Political Humor/Cartoons
KEYWORDS: headlines; humor; msm; satire
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To: Callahan
41
posted on
09/11/2008 7:33:12 PM PDT
by
Atticus
To: Callahan
New York Times:
We Quit!
42
posted on
09/11/2008 7:36:03 PM PDT
by
Revolting cat!
(Are you ready to pray for Teddy?)
To: Callahan
BARACK THE MAGIC NEGRO GOES PUFF!
43
posted on
09/11/2008 7:37:22 PM PDT
by
Jim Hill
To: Callahan
Experience Really Does Matter!
44
posted on
09/11/2008 7:37:30 PM PDT
by
OrioleFan
(Republicans believe every day is July 4th, but DemocRATs believe every day is April 15th. - Reagan)
To: Callahan
WEEKLY WORLD NEWS:
Bat Boy Wins the Presidency!
45
posted on
09/11/2008 7:39:04 PM PDT
by
Revolting cat!
(Are you ready to pray for Teddy?)
To: Vision Thing
Obama Bin Busted!!!
The Dame beats Hussein!!!
YES to Hockey Mamma, NO to Obamma Ladin !!!
Its Bushes Fault!!!! Bin Laden furious, demands refund. Video at 11:00 !!! NY TIMES ..... “OH, THE HUMANITY!!!”
NY TIMES ..... “Typical White people elect McCain!!!” LA TIMES ..... "Cant we all just get along?"
46
posted on
09/11/2008 7:41:14 PM PDT
by
PA-RIVER
To: Callahan
What I'd like to see:
Osama Lost in Landslide!!
Then two days later on page 36, section C:
Correction Notice:
In our Wednesday issue dated 11/5/08, we mistakenly identified Senator Barack Obama as Osama on the paper's front page. While the spelling of his name was wrong, the Lost in Landslide part was correct. We apologize for any inconvenience this may have caused to our readers. Thank you.
47
posted on
09/11/2008 7:42:30 PM PDT
by
mass55th
(Courage is being scared to death - but saddling up anyway...John Wayne)
To: Callahan
SPRINGFIELD SHOPPER:
Doofus Loses
Sale on Duff Beer at Quik-E-Mart!
48
posted on
09/11/2008 7:44:10 PM PDT
by
Revolting cat!
(Are you ready to pray for Teddy?)
To: Callahan
F**K YOU AMERICA! We’re Moving to France.
49
posted on
09/11/2008 7:44:23 PM PDT
by
Tzimisce
(How Would Mohammed Vote? Obama for President!)
To: Callahan
It will be very simple on the front pages and news weekly's
WHAT HAPPENED?
Then the op ed pages will then lament on how racism is alive and well in America
To: bfree
damn right, beautiful music. count me in as an other bfree.
To: Callahan
US Forces find no WMD in Iran.
McCain Lied, people died!
Oops, thats the headline for 3 months
AFTER the election.
Cheers,
knewshound
knewshounds blog
52
posted on
09/11/2008 7:50:53 PM PDT
by
knews_hound
(Why am I here? And why do I have this handbasket?)
To: All
Obama loses election - takes up moose hunting.
53
posted on
09/11/2008 7:55:00 PM PDT
by
Velveeta
(Never forget)
To: Callahan
Americans Vote Principles Over Pigment!
54
posted on
09/11/2008 7:57:47 PM PDT
by
Prov1322
(Enjoy my wife's incredible artwork at www.watercolorARTwork.com! (This space no longer for rent))
To: OrioleFan
O refuses to concede until all 57 states are done counting!!
McCain agrees to wait for 51 through 57, Palin in shock!!!
55
posted on
09/11/2008 7:58:18 PM PDT
by
PA-RIVER
To: xcamel
CITIES IN FLAMES AS RIOTS CONTINUE FOR A FIFTH DAY
National Guard Called Out in Many States
To: Atticus
OBAMA LOSES! OBerman and Matthews demoted to college newspaper
To: Callahan
ANARCHIST TAKE TO STREET
VP takes out five, heard to say “How do I reload this damn thing?”
To: Callahan
New York Times headline: McCAIN/PALIN WINS: How could this be true when everyone we know voted Obama?
59
posted on
09/11/2008 8:31:09 PM PDT
by
Bassfire
(freepin with a smile)
To: edzo4
All really good, but my vote! MCCAIN #1, THE ONE #2
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