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Possible "Obama loses" headlines (Add your own!)
Me ^ | 9/11/08 | Me

Posted on 09/11/2008 6:44:33 PM PDT by Callahan

Since McPalin is on a roll of late, I figured I would help the MSM prep headlines for an Obama loss:

Surprised:

O CRAP

Pessimistic:

AMERICA SAYS NOPE TO HOPE

Historical:

I HAVE A DRUBBING

Persistent:

BARACK TO THE DRAWING BOARD

Youthful:

BAROCKED

Disappointed:

OBUMMER

WoT:

OBAMA LOSES, TERRORISTS SADDENED

New York Time-ish

ELECTION STOLEN, WOMEN AND CHILDREN HARDEST HIT

Race card:

RACIST RED STATES ROB ROCK STAR

Denial:

OBAMA WINS! OBAMA WINS! McCAIN TO LIVE IN WHITEHOUSE

Hollywood:

A STAR IS ABORTED

Geeky:

OBAMA PWNED

Messianic:

LIGHTS OUT ON THE LIGHTWORKER

Liberation theology:

OBAMA CRUCIFIED BY THE McMAN

Media-centric:

MEDIA McCRUSHED

Palin-obsessed:

OBAMA LOSS OVERSHADOWED BY PROSPECT OF PALIN PREGNANCY

Moonbat:

BUSHITLER KICKED OUT OF OFFICE, CHAVEZ BACKS OBAMA INSURGENCY


TOPICS: Political Humor/Cartoons
KEYWORDS: headlines; humor; msm; satire
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To: Callahan

NY Post: O-BOMB-A!


41 posted on 09/11/2008 7:33:12 PM PDT by Atticus
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To: Callahan
New York Times:

We Quit!


42 posted on 09/11/2008 7:36:03 PM PDT by Revolting cat! (Are you ready to pray for Teddy?)
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To: Callahan

BARACK THE MAGIC NEGRO GOES PUFF!


43 posted on 09/11/2008 7:37:22 PM PDT by Jim Hill
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To: Callahan

Experience Really Does Matter!


44 posted on 09/11/2008 7:37:30 PM PDT by OrioleFan (Republicans believe every day is July 4th, but DemocRATs believe every day is April 15th. - Reagan)
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To: Callahan
WEEKLY WORLD NEWS:

Bat Boy Wins the Presidency!


45 posted on 09/11/2008 7:39:04 PM PDT by Revolting cat! (Are you ready to pray for Teddy?)
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To: Vision Thing
Obama Bin Busted!!!
The Dame beats Hussein!!!
YES to Hockey Mamma, NO to Obamma Ladin !!!

Its Bushes Fault!!!! Bin Laden furious, demands refund. Video at 11:00 !!! NY TIMES ..... “OH, THE HUMANITY!!!”
NY TIMES ..... “Typical White people elect McCain!!!” LA TIMES ..... "Cant we all just get along?"

46 posted on 09/11/2008 7:41:14 PM PDT by PA-RIVER
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To: Callahan
What I'd like to see:

Osama Lost in Landslide!!

Then two days later on page 36, section C:

Correction Notice:

In our Wednesday issue dated 11/5/08, we mistakenly identified Senator Barack Obama as Osama on the paper's front page. While the spelling of his name was wrong, the Lost in Landslide part was correct. We apologize for any inconvenience this may have caused to our readers. Thank you.

47 posted on 09/11/2008 7:42:30 PM PDT by mass55th (Courage is being scared to death - but saddling up anyway...John Wayne)
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To: Callahan
SPRINGFIELD SHOPPER:

Doofus Loses

Sale on Duff Beer at Quik-E-Mart!


48 posted on 09/11/2008 7:44:10 PM PDT by Revolting cat! (Are you ready to pray for Teddy?)
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To: Callahan

F**K YOU AMERICA! We’re Moving to France.


49 posted on 09/11/2008 7:44:23 PM PDT by Tzimisce (How Would Mohammed Vote? Obama for President!)
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To: Callahan
It will be very simple on the front pages and news weekly's

WHAT HAPPENED?

Then the op ed pages will then lament on how racism is alive and well in America
50 posted on 09/11/2008 7:45:20 PM PDT by TheRedSoxWinThePennant
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To: bfree

damn right, beautiful music. count me in as an other bfree.


51 posted on 09/11/2008 7:50:52 PM PDT by bobby.223
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To: Callahan
US Forces find no WMD in Iran.

McCain Lied, people died!


Oops, thats the headline for 3 months AFTER the election.

Cheers,

knewshound

knewshounds blog
52 posted on 09/11/2008 7:50:53 PM PDT by knews_hound (Why am I here? And why do I have this handbasket?)
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To: All

Obama loses election - takes up moose hunting.


53 posted on 09/11/2008 7:55:00 PM PDT by Velveeta (Never forget)
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To: Callahan
Americans Vote Principles Over Pigment!
54 posted on 09/11/2008 7:57:47 PM PDT by Prov1322 (Enjoy my wife's incredible artwork at www.watercolorARTwork.com! (This space no longer for rent))
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To: OrioleFan
O refuses to concede until all 57 states are done counting!!

McCain agrees to wait for 51 through 57, Palin in shock!!!

55 posted on 09/11/2008 7:58:18 PM PDT by PA-RIVER
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To: xcamel

CITIES IN FLAMES AS RIOTS CONTINUE FOR A FIFTH DAY
National Guard Called Out in Many States


56 posted on 09/11/2008 8:07:25 PM PDT by Opinionated Blowhard
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To: Atticus

OBAMA LOSES! OBerman and Matthews demoted to college newspaper


57 posted on 09/11/2008 8:09:27 PM PDT by Justice Family 4
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To: Callahan

ANARCHIST TAKE TO STREET
VP takes out five, heard to say “How do I reload this damn thing?”


58 posted on 09/11/2008 8:19:57 PM PDT by ClaudiusI
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To: Callahan

New York Times headline: McCAIN/PALIN WINS: How could this be true when everyone we know voted Obama?


59 posted on 09/11/2008 8:31:09 PM PDT by Bassfire (freepin with a smile)
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To: edzo4

All really good, but my vote! MCCAIN #1, THE ONE #2


60 posted on 09/14/2008 1:38:22 AM PDT by TheAllRightySide
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