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Possible "Obama loses" headlines (Add your own!)
Me ^ | 9/11/08 | Me

Posted on 09/11/2008 6:44:33 PM PDT by Callahan

Since McPalin is on a roll of late, I figured I would help the MSM prep headlines for an Obama loss:

Surprised:

O CRAP

Pessimistic:

AMERICA SAYS NOPE TO HOPE

Historical:

I HAVE A DRUBBING

Persistent:

BARACK TO THE DRAWING BOARD

Youthful:

BAROCKED

Disappointed:

OBUMMER

WoT:

OBAMA LOSES, TERRORISTS SADDENED

New York Time-ish

ELECTION STOLEN, WOMEN AND CHILDREN HARDEST HIT

Race card:

RACIST RED STATES ROB ROCK STAR

Denial:

OBAMA WINS! OBAMA WINS! McCAIN TO LIVE IN WHITEHOUSE

Hollywood:

A STAR IS ABORTED

Geeky:

OBAMA PWNED

Messianic:

LIGHTS OUT ON THE LIGHTWORKER

Liberation theology:

OBAMA CRUCIFIED BY THE McMAN

Media-centric:

MEDIA McCRUSHED

Palin-obsessed:

OBAMA LOSS OVERSHADOWED BY PROSPECT OF PALIN PREGNANCY

Moonbat:

BUSHITLER KICKED OUT OF OFFICE, CHAVEZ BACKS OBAMA INSURGENCY


TOPICS: Political Humor/Cartoons
KEYWORDS: headlines; humor; msm; satire
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1 posted on 09/11/2008 6:44:34 PM PDT by Callahan
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To: Callahan

DU:

“IT’S BIDEN’s FAULT!!!”


2 posted on 09/11/2008 6:46:46 PM PDT by xcamel (Conservatives start smart, and get rich, liberals start rich, and get stupid.)
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To: Callahan

BLACK TUESDAY


3 posted on 09/11/2008 6:47:29 PM PDT by edzo4 (Vote McCain, Keep Your Change)
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To: Callahan

IT’S THE END OF THE WORLD AS WE KNOW IT!


4 posted on 09/11/2008 6:48:26 PM PDT by christianhomeschoolmommaof3 (3 kids always at home, not enough time to think up a clever tagline.)
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To: Callahan

AMERICANS PROVE HOW RACIST THEY ARE!


5 posted on 09/11/2008 6:48:45 PM PDT by Titus Quinctius Cincinnatus (Here they come boys! As thick as grass, and as black as thunder!)
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To: Callahan

MESSIAH CRUCIFIED


6 posted on 09/11/2008 6:49:51 PM PDT by edzo4 (Vote McCain, Keep Your Change)
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To: xcamel

BUSH’s FAULT!!!


7 posted on 09/11/2008 6:50:14 PM PDT by ProudFossil
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To: Callahan

HOW DID HE LOSE? ALL THE TERRORISTS AND ACORN VOTERS WERE PRESENT.


8 posted on 09/11/2008 6:50:49 PM PDT by Jet Jaguar (Who would the terrorists vote for?)
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To: Callahan
01-20-13

McCain's Last Day in Office

Palin, Big Oil Rob Americans

9 posted on 09/11/2008 6:51:39 PM PDT by MIchaelTArchangel
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To: Callahan

Change management.


10 posted on 09/11/2008 6:51:53 PM PDT by 3AngelaD (They screwed up their own countries so bad they had to leave, and now they're here screwing up ours)
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To: ProudFossil

MCCAIN #1, THE ONE #2


11 posted on 09/11/2008 6:52:24 PM PDT by edzo4 (Vote McCain, Keep Your Change)
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To: Callahan

I like the America says nope to hope!! LOL


12 posted on 09/11/2008 6:52:54 PM PDT by diamond6 (Is SIDS preventable? www.stopsidsnow.com)
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To: Callahan

Paranoid:

DIEBOLD STEALS ELECTION FOR McCAIN


13 posted on 09/11/2008 6:53:33 PM PDT by freespirited (Obama's idea of change: from D.C. politics as usual to Chicago politics as usual.)
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To: Callahan

THE FINAL ZERO PERFORMANCE


14 posted on 09/11/2008 6:54:34 PM PDT by RayChuang88
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To: Callahan

TAXPAYERS SAY: KEEP THE CHANGE


15 posted on 09/11/2008 6:55:06 PM PDT by Twotone
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To: Callahan

“MCCAIN/PALIN WIN REMINISCENT OF 1980 REAGAN LANDSLIDE”


16 posted on 09/11/2008 6:55:28 PM PDT by PetroniusMaximus
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To: Callahan
Don’t put the cart before the horse. Let's wait until November 4 midnight before we start this game.
17 posted on 09/11/2008 6:55:35 PM PDT by paudio (Nobody cried 'racism' when Swann, Blackwell, and Steele lost to white guys in 2006)
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To: Callahan

AMERICAN CITIES IN FLAMES


18 posted on 09/11/2008 6:57:01 PM PDT by Rebelbase
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To: MIchaelTArchangel

HOLLYWOOD DESERTED
Celebrities keep promise move to Europe


19 posted on 09/11/2008 6:58:24 PM PDT by edzo4 (Vote McCain, Keep Your Change)
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To: Rebelbase

“Shoot to kill” would be music to my ears and to many others.


20 posted on 09/11/2008 6:58:38 PM PDT by bfree (liberalism is the enemy of freedom!!!)
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