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Possible "Obama loses" headlines (Add your own!)
Me ^ | 9/11/08 | Me

Posted on 09/11/2008 6:44:33 PM PDT by Callahan

Since McPalin is on a roll of late, I figured I would help the MSM prep headlines for an Obama loss:

Surprised:

O CRAP

Pessimistic:

AMERICA SAYS NOPE TO HOPE

Historical:

I HAVE A DRUBBING

Persistent:

BARACK TO THE DRAWING BOARD

Youthful:

BAROCKED

Disappointed:

OBUMMER

WoT:

OBAMA LOSES, TERRORISTS SADDENED

New York Time-ish

ELECTION STOLEN, WOMEN AND CHILDREN HARDEST HIT

Race card:

RACIST RED STATES ROB ROCK STAR

Denial:

OBAMA WINS! OBAMA WINS! McCAIN TO LIVE IN WHITEHOUSE

Hollywood:

A STAR IS ABORTED

Geeky:

OBAMA PWNED

Messianic:

LIGHTS OUT ON THE LIGHTWORKER

Liberation theology:

OBAMA CRUCIFIED BY THE McMAN

Media-centric:

MEDIA McCRUSHED

Palin-obsessed:

OBAMA LOSS OVERSHADOWED BY PROSPECT OF PALIN PREGNANCY

Moonbat:

BUSHITLER KICKED OUT OF OFFICE, CHAVEZ BACKS OBAMA INSURGENCY


TOPICS: Political Humor/Cartoons
KEYWORDS: headlines; humor; msm; satire
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To: diamond6
I like: A STAR IS ABORTED
21 posted on 09/11/2008 6:59:20 PM PDT by Damifino (The true measure of a man is found in what he would do if he knew no one would ever find out.)
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To: Callahan

Media-centric, take two:

THEY HATE US. THEY REALLY, REALLY HATE US.


22 posted on 09/11/2008 7:00:43 PM PDT by Vision Thing (obambi vs. McZilla)
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To: Callahan

EUROPEAN:

“How could 100 million people be so stupid”

Oh wait, they used that one with Kerry’s loss...


23 posted on 09/11/2008 7:04:33 PM PDT by sevenbak (Suffer me that I may speak; and after that I have spoken, mock on. - Job 21:3)
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To: Callahan

Obama GORE’d by Republicans Again!


24 posted on 09/11/2008 7:04:52 PM PDT by cincinnati65 (Lucky participant in 189 different Nigerian business deals......still waiting on payment.)
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To: Rebelbase

“WOMAN AND MINORITIES HARDEST HIT”


25 posted on 09/11/2008 7:05:42 PM PDT by Signalman
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To: Callahan

I just want to say that there truly will be many Freepers who will be “deeply saddened” (including me), if Barack Obama really does become the next POTUS! I’m not presently convinced that it’s truly “in the bag” for the McCain/Palin ticket, and either McCain or Palin or both could possibly screw up between now and November 4.


26 posted on 09/11/2008 7:07:18 PM PDT by johnthebaptistmoore (Vote for conservatives AT ALL POLITICAL LEVELS! Encourage all others to do the same on November 4!)
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To: Callahan

“Hopeless”


27 posted on 09/11/2008 7:07:21 PM PDT by DesScorp
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To: Callahan

The Newspaper Clipping Generator
http://www.fodey.com/generators/newspaper/snippet.asp


28 posted on 09/11/2008 7:08:23 PM PDT by Master of Orion
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To: Callahan

McCain wins; Riots destroy Memphis; Women and children hit hardest


29 posted on 09/11/2008 7:09:41 PM PDT by Maigrey (Life, for a liberal, is one never-ending game of Calvinball. - giotto)
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To: Callahan

WE GOT SCREWED BY THAT PIG FROM ALASKA !!!!! HELL,
SHE NOT EVEN A AMERICAN....SHE FROM ALASKA. ALASKA PROBLY NOT EVEN ONE OR TWO OF THE 57 STATES.


30 posted on 09/11/2008 7:09:54 PM PDT by jmax
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To: Callahan

MCCAIN WINS. OBAMA NAMED CHIEF COMMUNITY ORGANIZER REPORTING TO VP


31 posted on 09/11/2008 7:10:50 PM PDT by JustaCowgirl (Appearing on unwatched Sunday talk shows and wrong about every world event counts as experience?)
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To: Callahan

MAAAT DAAAMON STARS IN WORST ELECTION MOVIE: PLAYS THE PART OF JOE BINLADEN BIDEN!


32 posted on 09/11/2008 7:12:05 PM PDT by klimeckg ("The penalty good men pay for indifference to public affairs is to be ruled by evil men.")
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To: Callahan

OBAMA LOSES TO A GIRL! HOLLYWOOD STARS PACK THEIR BAGS; SUSAN SARANDON IS 1ST TO GO. MAAAAT DAAAMON TO CLOSELY FOLLOW.


33 posted on 09/11/2008 7:15:17 PM PDT by klimeckg ("The penalty good men pay for indifference to public affairs is to be ruled by evil men.")
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To: Callahan

PRAYERS OF THE FAITHFUL ANSWERED

MICHELLE NO LONGER PROUD OF AMERICA (again)


34 posted on 09/11/2008 7:17:24 PM PDT by SPI-Man (I find myself constantly repeating words from my youth: "I am an American fighting man...")
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To: Callahan

Obama spanked by Omama.


35 posted on 09/11/2008 7:18:11 PM PDT by billhilly (I was republican when republican wasn't cool. (With an apology to Barbara Mandrell.))
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To: Callahan

OBAMA BOMBS!


36 posted on 09/11/2008 7:19:04 PM PDT by BlessedBeGod (John McCain and Sarah Palin: Reform, Prosperity, and Peace)
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To: Callahan

OBAMA LOSES TO GRAMPS AND A GIRL: REVLON TO SELL EXCLUSIVE HOCKEY MOM LIPSTICK!


37 posted on 09/11/2008 7:19:51 PM PDT by klimeckg ("The penalty good men pay for indifference to public affairs is to be ruled by evil men.")
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To: Callahan

OBIDEN LOSES! 4 MORE YEARS OF DO NOTHING CONGRESS AND SENATE!


38 posted on 09/11/2008 7:24:05 PM PDT by klimeckg ("The penalty good men pay for indifference to public affairs is to be ruled by evil men.")
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To: Callahan

Stix Hix Nix Barack's Fix!

Mac Tricks Chicks


39 posted on 09/11/2008 7:24:18 PM PDT by Revolting cat! (Are you ready to pray for Teddy?)
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To: Callahan

OBAMA LOSES TO A GIRL! RETURNS TO OLD WAYS; CAUGHT IN POSSESSION OF COCAIN!


40 posted on 09/11/2008 7:26:50 PM PDT by klimeckg ("The penalty good men pay for indifference to public affairs is to be ruled by evil men.")
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