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Possible "Obama loses" headlines (Add your own!)
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| 9/11/08
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Posted on 09/11/2008 6:44:33 PM PDT by Callahan
Since McPalin is on a roll of late, I figured I would help the MSM prep headlines for an Obama loss:
Surprised:
O CRAP
Pessimistic:
AMERICA SAYS NOPE TO HOPE
Historical:
I HAVE A DRUBBING
Persistent:
BARACK TO THE DRAWING BOARD
Youthful:
BAROCKED
Disappointed:
OBUMMER
WoT:
OBAMA LOSES, TERRORISTS SADDENED
New York Time-ish
ELECTION STOLEN, WOMEN AND CHILDREN HARDEST HIT
Race card:
RACIST RED STATES ROB ROCK STAR
Denial:
OBAMA WINS! OBAMA WINS! McCAIN TO LIVE IN WHITEHOUSE
Hollywood:
A STAR IS ABORTED
Geeky:
OBAMA PWNED
Messianic:
LIGHTS OUT ON THE LIGHTWORKER
Liberation theology:
OBAMA CRUCIFIED BY THE McMAN
Media-centric:
MEDIA McCRUSHED
Palin-obsessed:
OBAMA LOSS OVERSHADOWED BY PROSPECT OF PALIN PREGNANCY
Moonbat:
BUSHITLER KICKED OUT OF OFFICE, CHAVEZ BACKS OBAMA INSURGENCY
TOPICS: Political Humor/Cartoons
KEYWORDS: headlines; humor; msm; satire
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To: diamond6
I like: A STAR IS ABORTED
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posted on
09/11/2008 6:59:20 PM PDT
by
Damifino
(The true measure of a man is found in what he would do if he knew no one would ever find out.)
To: Callahan
Media-centric, take two:
THEY HATE US. THEY REALLY, REALLY HATE US.
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posted on
09/11/2008 7:00:43 PM PDT
by
Vision Thing
(obambi vs. McZilla)
To: Callahan
EUROPEAN:
“How could 100 million people be so stupid”
Oh wait, they used that one with Kerry’s loss...
23
posted on
09/11/2008 7:04:33 PM PDT
by
sevenbak
(Suffer me that I may speak; and after that I have spoken, mock on. - Job 21:3)
To: Callahan
Obama GORE’d by Republicans Again!
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posted on
09/11/2008 7:04:52 PM PDT
by
cincinnati65
(Lucky participant in 189 different Nigerian business deals......still waiting on payment.)
To: Rebelbase
“WOMAN AND MINORITIES HARDEST HIT”
To: Callahan
I just want to say that there truly will be many Freepers who will be “deeply saddened” (including me), if Barack Obama really does become the next POTUS! I’m not presently convinced that it’s truly “in the bag” for the McCain/Palin ticket, and either McCain or Palin or both could possibly screw up between now and November 4.
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posted on
09/11/2008 7:07:18 PM PDT
by
johnthebaptistmoore
(Vote for conservatives AT ALL POLITICAL LEVELS! Encourage all others to do the same on November 4!)
To: Callahan
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posted on
09/11/2008 7:07:21 PM PDT
by
DesScorp
To: Callahan
To: Callahan
McCain wins; Riots destroy Memphis; Women and children hit hardest
29
posted on
09/11/2008 7:09:41 PM PDT
by
Maigrey
(Life, for a liberal, is one never-ending game of Calvinball. - giotto)
To: Callahan
WE GOT SCREWED BY THAT PIG FROM ALASKA !!!!! HELL,
SHE NOT EVEN A AMERICAN....SHE FROM ALASKA. ALASKA PROBLY NOT EVEN ONE OR TWO OF THE 57 STATES.
30
posted on
09/11/2008 7:09:54 PM PDT
by
jmax
To: Callahan
MCCAIN WINS. OBAMA NAMED CHIEF COMMUNITY ORGANIZER REPORTING TO VP
31
posted on
09/11/2008 7:10:50 PM PDT
by
JustaCowgirl
(Appearing on unwatched Sunday talk shows and wrong about every world event counts as experience?)
To: Callahan
MAAAT DAAAMON STARS IN WORST ELECTION MOVIE: PLAYS THE PART OF JOE BINLADEN BIDEN!
32
posted on
09/11/2008 7:12:05 PM PDT
by
klimeckg
("The penalty good men pay for indifference to public affairs is to be ruled by evil men.")
To: Callahan
OBAMA LOSES TO A GIRL! HOLLYWOOD STARS PACK THEIR BAGS; SUSAN SARANDON IS 1ST TO GO. MAAAAT DAAAMON TO CLOSELY FOLLOW.
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posted on
09/11/2008 7:15:17 PM PDT
by
klimeckg
("The penalty good men pay for indifference to public affairs is to be ruled by evil men.")
To: Callahan
PRAYERS OF THE FAITHFUL ANSWERED
MICHELLE NO LONGER PROUD OF AMERICA (again)
34
posted on
09/11/2008 7:17:24 PM PDT
by
SPI-Man
(I find myself constantly repeating words from my youth: "I am an American fighting man...")
To: Callahan
35
posted on
09/11/2008 7:18:11 PM PDT
by
billhilly
(I was republican when republican wasn't cool. (With an apology to Barbara Mandrell.))
To: Callahan
36
posted on
09/11/2008 7:19:04 PM PDT
by
BlessedBeGod
(John McCain and Sarah Palin: Reform, Prosperity, and Peace)
To: Callahan
OBAMA LOSES TO GRAMPS AND A GIRL: REVLON TO SELL EXCLUSIVE HOCKEY MOM LIPSTICK!
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posted on
09/11/2008 7:19:51 PM PDT
by
klimeckg
("The penalty good men pay for indifference to public affairs is to be ruled by evil men.")
To: Callahan
OBIDEN LOSES! 4 MORE YEARS OF DO NOTHING CONGRESS AND SENATE!
38
posted on
09/11/2008 7:24:05 PM PDT
by
klimeckg
("The penalty good men pay for indifference to public affairs is to be ruled by evil men.")
To: Callahan
Stix Hix Nix Barack's Fix!
Mac Tricks Chicks
39
posted on
09/11/2008 7:24:18 PM PDT
by
Revolting cat!
(Are you ready to pray for Teddy?)
To: Callahan
OBAMA LOSES TO A GIRL! RETURNS TO OLD WAYS; CAUGHT IN POSSESSION OF COCAIN!
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posted on
09/11/2008 7:26:50 PM PDT
by
klimeckg
("The penalty good men pay for indifference to public affairs is to be ruled by evil men.")
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