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the sub conscious intergrated truely evolved newspapers ^ | ongoing dates | his royal majesty Buonaparte

[His Royal Majesty]

started at point of origin on Oct.1996

[greyfoxx39]

Pingaling!

[Squidpup]

[Squidpup]

[Slings and Arrows]

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[LucyT]

[Lost Dutchman]

IBTZ

[Lost Dutchman]

[FreedomOfExpression]

Maybe the mods are giving slowpokes like me a chance to be IBTZ.

[Slings and Arrows]

Napoleon XIV - “They’re coming to take me away”

Remember when you ran away
And I got on my knees
And begged you not to leave
Because I’d go beserk

Well you left me anyhow
And then the days got worse and worse
And now you see I’ve gone
Completely out of my mind

And they’re coming to take me away ha-haaa
They’re coming to take me away ho ho hee hee ha haaa
To the funny farm
Where life is beautiful all the time
And I’ll be happy to see those nice young men
In their clean white coats
And they’re coming to take me away ha haaa

You thought it was a joke
And so you laughed
You laughed when I said
That losing you would make me flip my lid

Right? You know you laughed
I heard you laugh. You laughed
You laughed and laughed and then you left
But now you know I’m utterly mad

And they’re coming to take me away ha haaa
They’re coming to take me away ho ho hee hee ha haaa
To the happy home with trees and flowers and chirping birds
And basket weavers who sit and smile and twiddle their thumbs and toes
And they’re coming to take me away ha haaa

I cooked your food
I cleaned your house
And this is how you pay me back
For all my kind unselfish, loving deeds
Ha! Well you just wait
They’ll find you yet and when they do
They’ll put you in the A.S.P.C.A.
You mangy mutt

And they’re coming to take me away ha haaa
They’re coming to take me away ha haaa ho ho hee hee
To the funny farm where life is beautiful all the time
And I’ll be happy to see those nice young men
In their clean white coats

And they’re coming to take me away, hahha
To the happy home with trees and flowers and chirping birds
And basket weavers who sit and smile and twiddle their thumbs and toes
And they’re coming to take me away ha haaa!
To the funny farm where life is beautiful all the time

[Lady Jag]

Poor highness

[Dead Corpse]

Do you smell ozone?

[Dead Corpse]

[Doomonyou]

Zot!

[Slings and Arrows]

Huh. I thought it was good to be da king.

[martin_fierro]

[ovrtaxt]

Dude, thanks for the Zombo link. I was wondering where I put that.

[Lady Jag]

It IS good to be king . . . when you aren't a completely psycho sexist racist!

[PLMerite]

IBTZ

Mostly because FR is running s-l-o-w today.

[Allegra]

I wore socks that didn’t match once. It was humiliating.

You must be very careful not to do that. It can have hugh and series consequences.

I realize that things like a stormy morning when the power goes out can cause this, but one must use a flashlight and take every precaution.

I hope you never, ever do this again.

;-)

[CholeraJoe]

It was a result of DLWI. (Doing laundry While Intoxicated) The judge took mercy on me and only sentenced me to 2 weeks of house arrest.