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To: CholeraJoe
I wore socks that didn’t match once. It was humiliating.

You must be very careful not to do that. It can have hugh and series consequences.

I realize that things like a stormy morning when the power goes out can cause this, but one must use a flashlight and take every precaution.

I hope you never, ever do this again.

;-)

79 posted on 09/08/2008 1:20:45 PM PDT by Allegra (Prayers up for all in Ike's path. Please be safe.)
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To: Allegra

It was a result of DLWI. (Doing laundry While Intoxicated) The judge took mercy on me and only sentenced me to 2 weeks of house arrest.


80 posted on 09/08/2008 1:28:46 PM PDT by CholeraJoe (So What!? I'm still a rock star!)
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To: Allegra
Top Ten Reasons Scars are Better Than Tattoos

1. Scars can never be misspelled.

2. If you have a scar on your face, you can get a job just about anywhere. If you have a tattoo on your face, you’d better be able to sing, box or cook hamburgers.

3. If you’re a woman and have a scar on your breast, you can garner sympathy as a cancer survivor. If you have a tattoo on your breast, face it, Toots, you’re a tramp.

4. If you’re a veteran and have a scar, people think you’re a war hero. If you’re a veteran and have a tattoo, you’re just another drunken sailor.

5. If you have a tattoo of Bambi on your butt, no story you dream up will make you seem cool. If you have a scar on your butt, even a little imagination can make you a legend.

6. Tattoos can fade and sag as you age. Scars just gain character.

7. Nobody is going to see your scar and say, “Ooh, did it hurt?” Even a simpleton can figure that one out.

8. No one will ever want to fight you because of how your scar looks. Whereas your “Rap Sucks!” tattoo could lead to some angry reactions from some unsavory dudes.

9. Tattoos speak for themselves. Scars always have better stories behind them.

10. Tattoos can be bought. Scars have to be earned.

81 posted on 09/08/2008 1:39:42 PM PDT by CholeraJoe (So What!? I'm still a rock star!)
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To: Allegra; CholeraJoe
Who needs socks? ;-)

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108 posted on 09/08/2008 10:14:30 PM PDT by Candor7 (Fascism? All it takes is for good men to say nothing, (http://www.theobamafile.com/))
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