Read carefully....
1. Scars can never be misspelled.
2. If you have a scar on your face, you can get a job just about anywhere. If you have a tattoo on your face, you’d better be able to sing, box or cook hamburgers.
3. If you’re a woman and have a scar on your breast, you can garner sympathy as a cancer survivor. If you have a tattoo on your breast, face it, Toots, you’re a tramp.
4. If you’re a veteran and have a scar, people think you’re a war hero. If you’re a veteran and have a tattoo, you’re just another drunken sailor.
5. If you have a tattoo of Bambi on your butt, no story you dream up will make you seem cool. If you have a scar on your butt, even a little imagination can make you a legend.
6. Tattoos can fade and sag as you age. Scars just gain character.
7. Nobody is going to see your scar and say, “Ooh, did it hurt?” Even a simpleton can figure that one out.
8. No one will ever want to fight you because of how your scar looks. Whereas your “Rap Sucks!” tattoo could lead to some angry reactions from some unsavory dudes.
9. Tattoos speak for themselves. Scars always have better stories behind them.
10. Tattoos can be bought. Scars have to be earned.
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Read carefully....
Poetry, brother. Poetry.
See post 81.
TATTOOED FREEPER BAR & GRILLE...PING!!!!
yeah. right. google scarification some time. scars can most certainly be bought.
(no images posted due to tender stomachs on freerepublic)