Michigan shoplifting suspect crushed in trash compactor (Darwin Award inductee)

CNEWS ^ | 8-20-08 | Mikey_1962

[Mikey_1962]

DELTA TOWNSHIP, Mich. - Michigan authorities say a shoplifting suspect has died after being crushed in a trash compactor where she was hiding.

The Eaton County sheriff's department said two women fled a Lansing-area TJ Maxx discount store after spraying a security guard with Mace. A deputy found one of the women behind a nearby trash compactor.

[Mikey_1962]

I'm crushed.

[alexander_busek]

Well, saves on burial costs. But where do you find a small, cube-shaped casket?

Regards,

[Toki]

I'm crushed.

Perfect. Thanks for putting up the article.

[AxelPaulsenJr]

A deputy found one of the women behind a nearby trash compactor.

....who said, "What does this button do"?

[A_perfect_lady]

That’s where I grew up, near Lansing. I wonder who she was.

[freespirited]

Just wait: her family will sue.

[A_perfect_lady]

Oh, duh, click on link. Tyree Monique... say no more.

[radiohead]

Wages of sin and all that...

[RobRoy]

>>Oh, duh, click on link. Tyree Monique... say no more.<<

Boy, I’ll say. I somehow pictured Thelma and Louise until I saw that name...

[sappy]

let’s not trash the poor woman...........

[A_perfect_lady]

I kind of had a feeling... some crimes just scream "white" and some scream "black" to me. I don't know why. It just seems like there's usually some tip-off about a cultural oddity. You know. If it happens at a funeral home: black. If it involves a lone gunman: white. Robbing TJ Maxx and hiding in a trash compacter? I just had a feeling.

Of course, these are generalities.

[raygunfan]

another ‘sistah soulja’ who was an innocent victime of whitey holdin her down.....

[Trailerpark Badass]

Deputies say the woman wouldn't say where the other woman was hiding.

LOL, don't snitch!

[Righter-than-Rush]

>>Just wait: her family will sue.>>

Discrimination against criminals... like when we deport illegal aliens.

[laotzu]

But where do you find a small, cube-shaped casket?

In the shoe department.

[OESY]

Homer and Jethro were walking along a sidewalk in Lansing when Homer spotted a woman he thought he recognized. He says to Jethro, “Isn't that the woman who was doing the shoplifting?”

Jethro answered, “No, too short.”

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[gimme1ibertee]

That would certainly be a waste,wouldn’t it?
Enough of this garbage...I’m bale-ing....:)

[Secret Agent Man]

Stealing from a TJ Maxx? She must have been desperate. Not enought to die for, but yikes...

[Mr. Pumblechook]

Kennedy gets brain cancer and we are all forced to sing his praises on this site and prayers up and all that other crap. Some poor dumb double digit IQ shoplifter actually dies in a horrible manner and it’s a big joke. Something wrong with that.

[SampleMan]

Her family will sue.