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1 posted on 08/20/2008 8:21:10 AM PDT by Mikey_1962
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To: Mikey_1962

Well, saves on burial costs. But where do you find a small, cube-shaped casket?

Regards,


2 posted on 08/20/2008 8:25:00 AM PDT by alexander_busek
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I'm crushed.

Perfect. Thanks for putting up the article.

3 posted on 08/20/2008 8:26:09 AM PDT by Toki
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A deputy found one of the women behind a nearby trash compactor.

....who said, "What does this button do"?

4 posted on 08/20/2008 8:27:25 AM PDT by AxelPaulsenJr (Republicans and Conservatives staying home will give us President Hussein Obama.)
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That’s where I grew up, near Lansing. I wonder who she was.


5 posted on 08/20/2008 8:27:48 AM PDT by A_perfect_lady
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Just wait: her family will sue.


6 posted on 08/20/2008 8:28:55 AM PDT by freespirited (Honk if you miss Licorice.)
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Wages of sin and all that...


8 posted on 08/20/2008 8:32:39 AM PDT by radiohead (Please donate to the flooded libraries in Iowa.)
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let’s not trash the poor woman...........


10 posted on 08/20/2008 8:45:26 AM PDT by sappy
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Deputies say the woman wouldn't say where the other woman was hiding.

LOL, don't snitch!

13 posted on 08/20/2008 8:51:58 AM PDT by Trailerpark Badass (Happiness is a choice!)
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Homer and Jethro were walking along a sidewalk in Lansing when Homer spotted a woman he thought he recognized. He says to Jethro, “Isn't that the woman who was doing the shoplifting?”

Jethro answered, “No, too short.”

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16 posted on 08/20/2008 9:02:27 AM PDT by OESY
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Stealing from a TJ Maxx? She must have been desperate. Not enought to die for, but yikes...


18 posted on 08/20/2008 9:06:22 AM PDT by Secret Agent Man (I'd like to tell you, but then I'd have to kill you.)
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Kennedy gets brain cancer and we are all forced to sing his praises on this site and prayers up and all that other crap. Some poor dumb double digit IQ shoplifter actually dies in a horrible manner and it’s a big joke. Something wrong with that.


19 posted on 08/20/2008 9:22:21 AM PDT by Mr. Pumblechook
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Her family will sue.


20 posted on 08/20/2008 9:22:30 AM PDT by SampleMan (We are a free and industrious people, socialist nannies do not become us.)
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I can’t open the link.

Is it a compressed file?


23 posted on 08/20/2008 9:26:10 AM PDT by Former War Criminal
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Shaughnessy was chatting with Houlahan when he mentioned that O'Gardy had been sent off to jail.

Houlahan was shocked. He said, "Sweet Mary, Mother of Christ, what for?"

Shaughnessy answered, “For shoplighting!"

Houlahan says, "You're crazy. You can't be sent to jail for shoplifting."

Shaughnessy says, "Aye, you can. He blew Harrods two feet off the ground."

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25 posted on 08/20/2008 9:30:24 AM PDT by OESY
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Jeez, why would you want to SHOPLIFT from TJ Maxx, if I was going to shoplift — I’d go to Neiman-Marcus. :-)


27 posted on 08/20/2008 9:33:57 AM PDT by RightWingTeen (Caution: homeschooled teen with a Brain that works - LIBERALS you can't control me!!)
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You get the max for the minimum at TJ Maxx!


29 posted on 08/20/2008 9:43:17 AM PDT by 6SJ7
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Very depressing.


37 posted on 08/20/2008 11:26:12 AM PDT by TexasRepublic (When hopelessness replaces hope, it opens the door to evil.)
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Not to be insensitive or anything, but does anyone sense a certain unfortunateness about the juxtaposition of these two headlines on a news site?


40 posted on 08/20/2008 6:55:52 PM PDT by RightOnTheLeftCoast ([Fred Thompson/Clarence Thomas 2008!])
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She wasn’t shoplifting, she was spying on the GEICO gecko.


46 posted on 08/20/2008 9:13:44 PM PDT by Lancey Howard
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