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10 Best Things About Booze
www.moderndrunkardmagazine.com ^
| April, 2008
| Frank Kelly Rich
Posted on 04/29/2008 6:38:02 PM PDT by dynachrome
“It’s like gambling somehow. You go out for a night of drinking and you don’t know where you’re going to end up the next day. It could work out good or it could be disastrous. It’s like the throw of the dice.”
—Jim Morrison
TOPICS: Chit/Chat; Humor; Miscellaneous
KEYWORDS: booze; funny; moderndrunkard
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To: eyedigress
Being sober among drunks is a good way to curb your drinking.
Never give coffee to a drunk. Suddenly, you got a wide-awake drunk on your hands
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posted on
04/29/2008 7:49:15 PM PDT
by
AppyPappy
(If you aren't part of the solution, there is good money to be made prolonging the problem.)
To: dynachrome
I believe that prudently used, adult beverages in general are proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy. Imprudently used, of course, they are not only tools of the devil, but produce vivid previews of Hell.
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posted on
04/29/2008 7:49:21 PM PDT
by
RichInOC
(...Phi Kappa Sigma, Beta Rho '87..."Double Rock & Rye and seven Carlings.")
To: dynachrome
Alcohol won’t solve your problems, but it will put them in perspective
To: dynachrome
Not all chemicals are bad. Without chemicals such as hydrogen and oxygen, for example, there would be no way to make water, a vital ingredient in beer.
Dave Barry
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posted on
04/29/2008 7:53:08 PM PDT
by
capydick
("History does not long entrust the care of freedom to the weak or the timid".)
To: AGreatPer
I found out I had a rental car after six months. True story. Dude! Tell me you didn't have the insurance on it!
25
posted on
04/29/2008 7:53:21 PM PDT
by
Grizzled Bear
("Does not play well with others.")
To: dynachrome
My favorite:
"Here's to alcohol, the cause of—and solution to—all life's problems."
Anyone guess the source?
To: atomicweeder
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posted on
04/29/2008 7:59:47 PM PDT
by
word_warrior_bob
(You can now see my amazing doggie and new puppy on my homepage!! Come say hello to Jake & Sonny)
To: AppyPappy
No Doubt. I think he was more alluding to opening up a little of what makes a man tick, but not the emotional backlash that comes from being drunk.
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posted on
04/29/2008 7:59:59 PM PDT
by
eyedigress
(If you aren't voting who cares about your opinion.)
To: Grizzled Bear
Without booze no one would ever wake up and wonder, “where the hell are my undergarments?”
One surefire way to avoid that problem, drunk or sober is to forgo undergarments altogether.
It's saved this old crab from embarrassment on more than one occasion.
29
posted on
04/29/2008 8:15:08 PM PDT
by
Dr.Zoidberg
("Shut the hell up, New York Times, you sanctimonious whining jerks!" - Craig Ferguson)
To: AppyPappy
Oh yeah, alcohol and caffeine is a dangerous combination.
First thing the drunk wants to do is go get breakfast at Denny's and then it's all over but the puking...
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posted on
04/29/2008 8:17:50 PM PDT
by
Dr.Zoidberg
("Shut the hell up, New York Times, you sanctimonious whining jerks!" - Craig Ferguson)
To: atomicweeder
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posted on
04/29/2008 8:21:14 PM PDT
by
airborne
(LETS GO PENS!!! LETS GO PENS!!! LETS GO PENS!!! WOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!)
To: dynachrome
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posted on
04/29/2008 8:44:19 PM PDT
by
knews_hound
(Democrats dilemma:Vote for a Nut with 2 boobs or a Boob with 2 nuts)
To: Grizzled Bear; MeekOneGOP; Conspiracy Guy; DocRock; King Prout; Darksheare; OSHA; martin_fierro; ...
Is "Frank Kelly Rich" Teddy Kennedy's pen-name?
33
posted on
04/29/2008 9:14:31 PM PDT
by
Slings and Arrows
("Code Pink should guard against creating stereotypes in the Mincing Community." --Titan Magroyne)
To: lesser_satan
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posted on
04/29/2008 9:16:15 PM PDT
by
JRios1968
("If you go over a cliff with all flags flying, you are still going over a cliff"--Ronald Reagan)
To: dynachrome
I prefer Sinatra’s “I feel sorry for people who don’t drink. When they wake up in the morning, that’s as good as they’ll feel all day”
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posted on
04/29/2008 9:16:41 PM PDT
by
bt_dooftlook
(Democrats - the "No Child/Left/Behind" Party)
To: Dr.Zoidberg
First thing the drunk wants to do is go get breakfast at Denny's and then it's all over but the puking... ROTFLMAO!!!!! As a multi-time veteran, I can assure you that a Denny's Grand Slam breakfast tastes much better going down than back up! Same with their biscuits and gravy.
Mark
36
posted on
04/29/2008 9:26:10 PM PDT
by
MarkL
To: dynachrome
“I’d rather have a full bottle in front of me than a full frontal lobotomy”
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posted on
04/29/2008 9:57:42 PM PDT
by
Wil H
To: Slings and Arrows; dynachrome; y'all
Is "Frank Kelly Rich" Teddy Kennedy's pen-name? - - - - - - -
Fat Teddy is walking, talking, living, breathing PROOF
that there is NO minimum IQ required for voting !!
38
posted on
04/29/2008 10:03:55 PM PDT
by
MeekOneGOP
(McRINO makes me wanna reach across the aisle, too. And SLAP some sense into the fools !!)
To: Interesting Times
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posted on
04/29/2008 10:25:41 PM PDT
by
lesser_satan
(Vote McCain - The Choice who Sucks Less!)
To: JRios1968
And how have you been, FRiend? Long time no pingee!
40
posted on
04/29/2008 10:28:04 PM PDT
by
lesser_satan
(Vote McCain - The Choice who Sucks Less!)
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