****The Official Friday Silliness Thread****

[Lucky9teen]

My birthday is tomorrow (the 19th), so I'm havin' a party!!!

I got the food and drinks...


And the DJ is settin' up...getting ready for ya'll to get on the dance floor...

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The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once.

A well adjusted woman is one who not only knows what she wants for her birthday, but even knows what she's going to exchange it for.

The secret of staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about your age. - Lucille Ball

Inside every older person is a younger person wondering what happened. - Jennifer Yane

A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never remembers her age. - Robert Frost

Birthdays are good for you. Statistics show that the people who have the most live the longest.

A birthday is just the first day of another 365-day journey around the sun. Enjoy the trip!

You were born an original. Don't die a copy. - John Mason



And in the end, it's not the years in your life that count. It's the life in your years. - Abraham Lincoln

The old believe everything; the middle aged suspect everything: the young know everything. - Oscar Wilde

Few women admit their age. Few men act theirs.



The older the fiddler, the sweeter the tune.

About the only thing that comes to us without effort is old age.

Age is something that doesn’t matter, unless you are a cheese.

Birthdays are good for you. Statistics show that the people who have the most live the longest.

After 30, a body has a mind of its own.

I’m at an age when my back goes out more than I do.

Just remember, once you’re over the hill you begin to pick up speed.

To me, old age is always 20 years older than I am.

[Califreak]

[crusty old prospector]

"Happy Birthday, Mr. Lucky."

[Jersey Republican Biker Chick]

Back in the day SIZE was ALL that mattered in Porn...looks...so what!

[Califreak]

[envisio]

Anybody got some cash you can fax me?
Check your beeber... :)
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Ha! Jackpot!
As much as I despise donuts.....someone left a dozen in the breakroom. I had to swallow my pride and eat a couple for breakfast.

Now for lunch....... maybe I can scavenge some pizza crust.

[Sax]

[ErnBatavia]

has had more women than any man on the face of the earth

I thought that honor went to this guy...

[Responsibility2nd]

lolol

They took that picture of you off in post 23. But I’m still there in post 19.

(Yes, that really is me. I swear. Honest.)

[crusty old prospector]

This Freerepublic stuff is tight. Just like my ass."

[martin_fierro]

[day10]

Happy Birthday!

My youngest son will be 11 tomorrow as well!!!

[CJ Wolf]

[Lucky9teen]

Thank you...

but it’s Mrs.

[Hoffer Rand]

Today's my MIL's B-day.

Happy B-day a day early, Lucky9teen!!

[Lucky9teen]

[Lucky9teen]

Mmmmmmmmmmm.......kay?

[CJ Wolf]

[Lucky9teen]