****The Official Friday Silliness Thread****

[Lucky9teen]

My birthday is tomorrow (the 19th), so I'm havin' a party!!!

I got the food and drinks...


And the DJ is settin' up...getting ready for ya'll to get on the dance floor...

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The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once.

A well adjusted woman is one who not only knows what she wants for her birthday, but even knows what she's going to exchange it for.

The secret of staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about your age. - Lucille Ball

Inside every older person is a younger person wondering what happened. - Jennifer Yane

A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never remembers her age. - Robert Frost

Birthdays are good for you. Statistics show that the people who have the most live the longest.

A birthday is just the first day of another 365-day journey around the sun. Enjoy the trip!

You were born an original. Don't die a copy. - John Mason



And in the end, it's not the years in your life that count. It's the life in your years. - Abraham Lincoln

The old believe everything; the middle aged suspect everything: the young know everything. - Oscar Wilde

Few women admit their age. Few men act theirs.



The older the fiddler, the sweeter the tune.

About the only thing that comes to us without effort is old age.

Age is something that doesn’t matter, unless you are a cheese.

Birthdays are good for you. Statistics show that the people who have the most live the longest.

After 30, a body has a mind of its own.

I’m at an age when my back goes out more than I do.

Just remember, once you’re over the hill you begin to pick up speed.

To me, old age is always 20 years older than I am.

[Lucky9teen]

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And let's not forget about 4/20

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[Lucky9teen]

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So come on down and dance...


have some cake...


and join the fun!!


And don't forget your party hat!!

[navygal]

Happy birthday, tomorrow is my daughters’ birthday too.

[ErnBatavia]

Up and at ‘em!

[Larry Lucido]

Good morning!

[BenLurkin]

Buy yourself some clothes. Here are the latest fashions...

[Larry Lucido]

[fredhead]

A little 2nd grade humor.....

Happy Birthday to you
You live in a zoo
You look like a monkey
And you smell like one too.

Please don’t be offended. I don’t know you personally, you are probably a very lovely and wonderful person. Then again, I have been told that I AM a butthead.

[ErnBatavia]

[reagan_fanatic]

It's Friday - time to relax a little!!

[vietvet67]

Happy Birthday!

When I turned two I was really anxious, because I’d doubled my age in a year. I thought, if this keeps up, by the time I’m five I’ll be 64.

People ask me what I’d most appreciate getting for my eighty-seventh birthday. I tell them, a paternity suit.

[envisio]

Oh crap.....
I looked everywhere for my billfold this morning but I could not find it.

Anybody got some cash you can fax me?

[rock_lobsta]

[envisio]

uhm...its supposed to go:

You look like a monkey
You smell like doo-doo

duh?

[rock_lobsta]

Anybody got some cash you can fax me?

Check your beeber... :)

[Responsibility2nd]

Happy Birthday.

I'm bringing you a cake.

[rock_lobsta]

From one Aries to another... here's your horoscope...

Aries
March 21st - April 20th
It’s time to start giving people the benefit of the doubt and being more accepting of those who have different ideas to you. So the next time someone in your vicinity answers their mobile phone to the sound of the Crazy Frog ring tone, try to convince yourself that they are not an unoriginal, brain dead, twat with the sense of humour of a six year old.

HA!!! As If!!!

[envisio]

VIOLATION!

No fancy gay men.

[mylife]

Pookies Toons 4/18/08

[rock_lobsta]

Hey... I'm not gay... ;)

Which reminds me... I got your present... Click a box...