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[Lucky9teen]

Agggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh...April 15th is coming.................aaaggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.....

 

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POINTS TO PONDER:

If a lawyer and an IRS agent were both drowning, and you could only save one of them, would you go to lunch or read the paper?

What's the definition of an accountant?
Someone who solves a problem you didn't know you had in a way you don't understand.



What's the definition of a good tax accountant?
Someone who has a loophole named after him.

For every tax problem there is a solution which is straightforward, uncomplicated and wrong.

People who complain about paying their income tax can be divided into two types: men and women.


Due to taxation, politicians find it increasingly difficult to reconcile their net incomes with their gross habits.

To err is human - and to blame it on the Government is even more so.

Death: to stop paying taxes suddenly.

Where there's a will there's a tax shelter.

Tax loopholes are like parking meters. As soon as you see one they're gone.

A dollar saved is bound to be taxed.

The ideal solution is for the Government to live within its means not yours.

Some say that nobody should keep too much to themselves. The tax office is of the same opinion.

[nuke rocketeer]

You have to fill out many government forms because there are many forms of government.

[nuke rocketeer]

There!! Bumped it to the next page......

NEXT!!!!

[Lost Dutchman]

Passing that had to hurt worse than paying taxes

[swampdweller]

Yeeeeooooooow!!!! LOL

[Ciexyz]

Taxes done - haven't braved the PO to mail it yet (sigh).

[fredhead]

You've probably heard Bill Cosby talk about children with brain damage. You know, the “I don't know” problem. But did you know where it came from?

For the answer one must go back to the creation.

God said to Adam, “Didn't I tell you not to eat the forbidden fruit?” Adam replied, “Uh-huh.” God said, “Then why did you eat it?” To which Adam replied, “I don't know!!”

God said, “GET OUT!!!!” On the way out, He said, “Go forth, be fruitful and multiply.” This was not a blessing, THIS WAS A CURSE!

So when you are fruitful, and you produce fruits, and the fruits have the brain damage, you now know from where it comes.

[dhot]

Today is my two year anniversary!!!!

Happy Anniversary DHOT!

TaЯd ping!

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And they said it wouldn't last!

[JRios1968]

[EveningStar]

[RhoTheta]

There is a way around that.

Don’t have any withholding from your paycheck.

Put a certain amount of money into an interest earning account ever payday. At the end of the year...pay the taxes you owe out of the account.

...plus the penalty for underpayment of your taxes. The IRS wants a [monthly] cashflow. You would probably at least have to make quarterly payments to avoid the penalty.

[weegee]

FUNTASTIC 'Hillbilly Teeth' Recalled (pics?)

[dhot]

[billygoatgruff]

Mokey picked tea! You can’t sell that to Obama, it says monkey!

I’m not wearing underwear....

[weegee]

Does that meet the standard for “fair wage” coffee/tea?

[weegee]

Al Gore starts carbon-neutral hummer club

[EveningStar]

[dhot]

[Froufrou]

Happy anniversary!

[dhot]

Thank you!

We are celebrating all weekend long!