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****The Official Friday Silliness Thread****
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Posted on 04/11/2008 6:37:46 AM PDT by Lucky9teen

Agggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh...April 15th is coming.................aaaggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.....

 



POINTS TO PONDER:

If a lawyer and an IRS agent were both drowning, and you could only save one of them, would you go to lunch or read the paper?

What's the definition of an accountant?
Someone who solves a problem you didn't know you had in a way you don't understand.



What's the definition of a good tax accountant?
Someone who has a loophole named after him.

For every tax problem there is a solution which is straightforward, uncomplicated and wrong.

People who complain about paying their income tax can be divided into two types: men and women.


Due to taxation, politicians find it increasingly difficult to reconcile their net incomes with their gross habits.

To err is human - and to blame it on the Government is even more so.

Death: to stop paying taxes suddenly.

Where there's a will there's a tax shelter.

Tax loopholes are like parking meters. As soon as you see one they're gone.

A dollar saved is bound to be taxed.

The ideal solution is for the Government to live within its means not yours.

Some say that nobody should keep too much to themselves. The tax office is of the same opinion.


TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: ofst; rebates; silliness; taxes
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To: DaveLoneRanger

You have to fill out many government forms because there are many forms of government.


101 posted on 04/11/2008 10:15:35 AM PDT by nuke rocketeer (File CONGRESS.SYS corrupted: Re-boot Washington D.C (Y/N)?)
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To: nuke rocketeer

There!! Bumped it to the next page......

NEXT!!!!


102 posted on 04/11/2008 10:17:07 AM PDT by nuke rocketeer (File CONGRESS.SYS corrupted: Re-boot Washington D.C (Y/N)?)
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To: Lucky9teen
Passing that had to hurt worse than paying taxes

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103 posted on 04/11/2008 10:19:32 AM PDT by Lost Dutchman ("Weep for the future Na'Toth, Weep for us all." (G'Kar-Babylon 5))
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To: Lost Dutchman

Yeeeeooooooow!!!! LOL


104 posted on 04/11/2008 10:22:11 AM PDT by swampdweller
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To: Lucky9teen
Taxes done - haven't braved the PO to mail it yet (sigh).
106 posted on 04/11/2008 11:01:09 AM PDT by Ciexyz (My Comments/Ping List no longer downloads.)
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To: Hoffer Rand
You've probably heard Bill Cosby talk about children with brain damage. You know, the “I don't know” problem. But did you know where it came from?

For the answer one must go back to the creation.

God said to Adam, “Didn't I tell you not to eat the forbidden fruit?” Adam replied, “Uh-huh.” God said, “Then why did you eat it?” To which Adam replied, “I don't know!!”

God said, “GET OUT!!!!” On the way out, He said, “Go forth, be fruitful and multiply.” This was not a blessing, THIS WAS A CURSE!

So when you are fruitful, and you produce fruits, and the fruits have the brain damage, you now know from where it comes.

107 posted on 04/11/2008 11:03:00 AM PDT by fredhead (4-cylinder, air cooled, horizontally opposed......THE REAL VW!!!)
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To: Lucky9teen; al baby; Auntbee; BJClinton; Dashing Dasher; dfwddr; exile; feinswinesuksass; ...

Today is my two year anniversary!!!!

Happy Anniversary DHOT!

Photo Sharing and Video Hosting at Photobucket TaЯd ping!

"Tard" refers to the ping list members and not to the subject of the thread!

List of Ping Lists

And they said it wouldn't last!

108 posted on 04/11/2008 11:20:28 AM PDT by dhot ( I carry a gun cause a cop is too heavy.)
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To: dhot

109 posted on 04/11/2008 11:23:34 AM PDT by JRios1968 ("If you go over a cliff with all flags flying, you are still going over a cliff"--Ronald Reagan)
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To: dhot; JRios1968

110 posted on 04/11/2008 11:30:11 AM PDT by EveningStar
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To: envisio
There is a way around that.

Don’t have any withholding from your paycheck.

Put a certain amount of money into an interest earning account ever payday. At the end of the year...pay the taxes you owe out of the account.

...plus the penalty for underpayment of your taxes. The IRS wants a [monthly] cashflow. You would probably at least have to make quarterly payments to avoid the penalty.

111 posted on 04/11/2008 11:32:15 AM PDT by RhoTheta ("I'm from the government, and I'm here to help you." NOT!)
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To: Lucky9teen
FUNTASTIC 'Hillbilly Teeth' Recalled (pics?)
112 posted on 04/11/2008 11:34:15 AM PDT by weegee (March 18th, 2008 Obama~"I did NOT listen to the sermons of that man, Jeremiah Wright...")
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To: EveningStar

113 posted on 04/11/2008 11:35:41 AM PDT by dhot ( I carry a gun cause a cop is too heavy.)
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To: DaveLoneRanger

Mokey picked tea! You can’t sell that to Obama, it says monkey!

I’m not wearing underwear....


114 posted on 04/11/2008 11:35:53 AM PDT by billygoatgruff
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To: billygoatgruff

Does that meet the standard for “fair wage” coffee/tea?


115 posted on 04/11/2008 11:37:36 AM PDT by weegee (March 18th, 2008 Obama~"I did NOT listen to the sermons of that man, Jeremiah Wright...")
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Al Gore starts carbon-neutral hummer club


116 posted on 04/11/2008 11:39:58 AM PDT by weegee (March 18th, 2008 Obama~"I did NOT listen to the sermons of that man, Jeremiah Wright...")
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To: dhot

117 posted on 04/11/2008 11:46:36 AM PDT by EveningStar
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To: EveningStar
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118 posted on 04/11/2008 11:50:27 AM PDT by dhot ( I carry a gun cause a cop is too heavy.)
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To: dhot

Happy anniversary!


119 posted on 04/11/2008 11:51:36 AM PDT by Froufrou
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To: Froufrou

Thank you!

We are celebrating all weekend long!


120 posted on 04/11/2008 11:52:47 AM PDT by dhot ( I carry a gun cause a cop is too heavy.)
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