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Posted on 04/02/2008 6:05:12 PM PDT by Soaring Feather
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FINAL
FIRST PLACE CUBS!!!
CUBS 7
Nationals 0
NEXT GAME:
TODAY!
April 27 @ 12:35 PM CST
Radio: WGN 720
VS 
CUBS 7
WOO HOO
Jim wakes up, at home, with a huge hangover. He forces himself to open his eyes, and the first thing he sees is a couple of asprins, next to the glass of water on the night stand. Next to them is a single red rose!
He sits down and sees his clothes, all cleaned and pressed, in front of him.
He looks around the room and sees it is in perfect order, spotlessly clean. He takes the asprin and cringes when he sees a huge black eye staring back at him in the bathroom mirror. He then notices a note on the table, "Honey, breakfast is on the stove, I left early to go shopping, Love you!"
He stumbles to the kitchen and sure enough there is a hot breakfast, and the morning paper. His son is also at the table eating.
Jim asks "Son...what happened last night"?
"Well,you came home after 3 AM, drunk and out of your mind. You broke some furniture , puked in the hallway and got that black eye when you ran into a door."
"so , why is everything so clean and in such perfect order, I have a rose and breakfast is on the table waiting for me?"
His son replies,"OH THAT...Mom dragged you upstairs, and when whe tried to take your pants off, you screamed, "Leave me alone woman,I'm married"!
Broken furniture $85.26
Hot breakfast 4.20
Red Rose Bud 3.00
Two Aspirin 0.38
Saying the right thing at the right time........PRICELESS
I told my wife to get dressed up last night, & we'd go out to dinner at some fancy place. She commented that the dresses she has are just a "little" tight, because she's put on a few pounds lately, but I didn't say anything.
She came down wearing one of those dresses & asked how'd she looked.
I commented that she looks fine, but might wanna straighten her pantyhose, because her butt looked "wrinkly".
Her gaze turned icy. She replied:
"I'm NOT wearing pantyhose"
I just can't win.....
Tom, you must never answer a loaded question such as How do I look! Don’t suggest a thing, that’s why you in the doghouse.
Priceless!
LOL
h!!ms feather.....#1800!!!
h !!tt.....#1804!!
Thanks, Sonora, for the helo!!
LOL, cute little ducks, thanks.
Sunday morning......
Oh, it is melting away, I read some places in Alaska received 25 inches of snow.
We had rain, and if it were snow we would be shoveling out, too.
The last time I measured we had 20”. It started Friday about 8a as sleet. As the temps dropped during the day it turned more and more to snow and then really SNOW!! By afternoon it was becoming white out. I am really surprised management didn’t let everyone go home early afternoon (and for the first time payroll would have gotten to go, as all issues had been handled). We took a vote among us, and decided to leave. Getting home was a trip, as my gas tank was on E...I was going to Costco gas after work (the best laid plans). I knew I couldn’t be stuck in traffic very long. I made it halfway home when traffic came to a stop. I could see a station, but not get to it. We slowly moved forward enough that I could catch a side street and get into the station...WHEW!! Maybe 10” when I got home, and it kept coming down til the wee hours.
WOW, riding in on the fumes! Ma you gotta remember to fill up before you get to empty, thank goodness you got to the station in time.
Well 20 inches is close enough to 2 feet for me. Spring storms can be huge dumps of snow. We have had them in years past, good thing about them is we know they will not last.
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