I told my wife to get dressed up last night, & we'd go out to dinner at some fancy place. She commented that the dresses she has are just a "little" tight, because she's put on a few pounds lately, but I didn't say anything.
She came down wearing one of those dresses & asked how'd she looked.
I commented that she looks fine, but might wanna straighten her pantyhose, because her butt looked "wrinkly".
Her gaze turned icy. She replied:
"I'm NOT wearing pantyhose"
I just can't win.....
Tom, you must never answer a loaded question such as How do I look! Don’t suggest a thing, that’s why you in the doghouse.