Dimensional Door - Freeople Thread 34

Today | Me

[derllak]

Lol! Are you saying I’m smelly? First I’m fat, now I’m stinky. You’ve got such a way with words, Grampy! :P

[derllak]

Well, I hear they do feature...ahem...dare I say it? :P

[Lakeshark]

Words fail me....

:-)

[derllak]

Please don’t make me explain it to you....

[Lakeshark]

Just because you still believe the stork brought your kids is not my fault.

Maybe Darks......

[derllak]

No, actually I found them in the cabbage patch. Darks was dropped onto this planet by the duck of doom. Let’s get the facts straight here, Gramps!

[Lakeshark]

*Salutes gramma*

duck of doom?

[derllak]

Lol! That’s much better, although I would prefer you on your knees, grovelling at my feet. A salute will do this time, though. And bring me an apple fritter next time, too! :P

[Lakeshark]

I forgot the /sarcasm.........

[derllak]

I’m freezing, Gramps, I’m gonna go start a fire. In my woodstove, of course. :P

I’ll be back later to taunt you. :)

[derllak]

*slapping your forehead*

[Lakeshark]

Careful, you might burn that mud hut of yours down.....

[Darksheare]

I fell through a hole in the sky, much like H.P. Lovecraft’s Elder Things.

[Darksheare]

Surgery?
Mere genetic manipulation.
Tentacles sounds like a good mutation to have.

[catpuppy]

GOOD NEWS, SHARKEY! How happy you must be to have finally found something to do rather than watch blizzards, rust and lousy football. Go to the zoo!

From frolicking frogs to the love-lives of leopards, this will give you an intimate look at animal mating rituals. The R-rated show lets you go where no zoo guests have gone before. Tickets are sold out, but there is a waiting list. Just call the zoo office to add your name.*

Winter fun in Michigan

*I called to add your name to the waiting list but they said that you had already signed up for every day this month.

[Pippin]

NO! WAY!

[Darksheare]

Fine print at end of D-sheare EULA:
“Failure to follow terms spelled out in EULA will invalidate the software, hardware, wearware, and -ware and may possibly cause corruption of files, and people within ‘active’ radius of influence. Have a nice and productive day.”

Uh oh.

[Darksheare]

I had to zero out a possum the other day because it went after the outdoor cats.
Darn.

[Lakeshark]

Your post, as always, provides contemplative and humorous windows into the mind of one catpuppy, esq. Your brain must have had rays of light enter in it as you ferreted out this mating sight, the pressure of being surrounded by bluehairs being so intense in your area.

I realize your need for intimacy may have long ago passed, but you, perhaps, might want to get over those long ago held fantasies of leopard skins and those younger 80 year old beach bunnies........

Counselling might help.

:-)

[Darksheare]

Taze!
It’s what they crave!
Or was that White Castle...?