Posted on 01/27/2008 6:57:51 AM PST by Mo1
Awww, I guess I’m too late. Darks has them in his clutches....locked up in his basement with the gnomes, no doubt.
Oh well, son says he needs me for a school project. I hope it has nothing to do with any kind of surgery.....
*crossing fingers and toes*
It was a deep fear from her childhood. recurrent dreams of running out of logs to gnaw on, or some such thing.
Actually it was more of a recurrent fear of running out of shark bits to bbq. Haven’t you noticed your missing tail yet, Lame? Sure was tasty! Don’t worry, you’ll grow a new one....
Now I’m ready for dessert. An apple fritter would sure hit the spot! :)
Thumping on a log with a tail took a lot of acting skill, oh furry one.
That wasn’t a beaver, that was a skunk, wasn’t it?
I’m not old enough to know for sure....way before my time, Gramps! :P
No wait.....it was a bear, you doofus! Can’t you tell the difference between a bear and a beav? Poor Gramps is more confused than I thought!
It was an ad when we were both kids, one of us may have a brain that is too biologically olod to have a decent memory, however.........
Gramma.
:-)
*rolling eyes farther than thought possible*
Alright so I had a rare senior moment. I know you understand being that you seem to have them all the time, GRAMPA! :P
Sheesh, I came inside to warm up, but it ain’t happenin’. I may have to go back out and gnaw some sticks for kindling....
BTW, you seen my apple fritter anywhere?
I must be patient with Gramps and his s...l...o..w t...y...p...i...n...g......
Living in Oregon will make it not so rare.......
:-)
I hear Fritter is in some sushi bar.
Heh....must be something in the water here...or the air...or the dirt. Maybe it’s just because I’m surrounded by loons.
I’ll have to contact my gay mayor and get his opinion. :)
Fritter likes sushi? I wonder if she likes raw shark bits too...
Crikey, Gramps, put the playboy down and type already! :P
Unfortunately your air migrates over the mountains, accross the midwest, accross the lake, and deposits itself on my house, so leave the mayor out of this please.....
Is that a mascot magazine?
You know, for all the complaining about slow typing.....
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