[derllak]

Actually it was more of a recurrent fear of running out of shark bits to bbq. Haven’t you noticed your missing tail yet, Lame? Sure was tasty! Don’t worry, you’ll grow a new one....

Now I’m ready for dessert. An apple fritter would sure hit the spot! :)

[Lakeshark]

For shame, the primary actor in the old Hamm's beer commercials speaking of tails...........

Thumping on a log with a tail took a lot of acting skill, oh furry one.